幽默英語新聞篇一：幽默英語短句二十句

幽默英語短句二十句

1， Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

不用和傻瓜吵架，因為他會把你的智商拉到跟他的水平，然后再用豐富的經(jīng)驗打敗你。

2， Evening news is where they begin with ?Good evening?,

and then proceed to tell you why it isn?t.

晚間新聞總是以“晚上好”開頭，再告訴你為什么好不了。 3， Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the

very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

海豚可聰明了，你曉得不？只需馴養(yǎng)幾個星期，他們就能讓人類乖乖站在池邊給它們?nèi)郁~吃了。

4， Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years

telling them to sit down and shut-up.

孩子定義：你先花2年教他們走路和說話，然后你再花16年叫他們坐定和閉嘴。

5， It?s not the fall that kills you; it?s the sudden stop at the end.

跳樓的時候，“啊~~“的時候還沒死，”啪！“那才是死了。

6， Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

絕對不要和長得丑的爭執(zhí)，他們已經(jīng)沒什么可輸?shù)牧恕?/p>

7,A little boy asked his father , ”Daddy, how mach dose it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don?t know son,

I?m still paying.”

一單純傻兒子問他爹：“爸，結(jié)婚到底要付出多大代價？”

他爸說：“兒啊，我真不知道、、、、我還在償付呢。

8, If at first you don?t succeed, try again … unless you fail at

skydiving.

如果一次不成功，別放棄，再試一次、、、、、除非你在跳

傘。

9， A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after

it as when you are in it.

你趕不上的巴士永遠(yuǎn)比你趕上的巴士跑得快兩倍。

10，It is said that 90% of the things we worry about will never

happen, and the other 10% can be managed. So why do

we worry, and what is there to worry about?

據(jù)說我們所擔(dān)心的事90%都不會發(fā)生，而剩下的10%又完全

可以解決。所以，我們?yōu)槭裁匆獡?dān)心呢？又有什么值得擔(dān)心的呢？

11，I keep the telephone of my mind open to peace, harmony,

health and love. Then, whenever doubt, anxiety or fear try to call me, they keep getting a busy signal – and soon they?ll forget my number.

我的“心靈電話”是為祥和、健康和博愛而設(shè)。每當(dāng)懷疑、

焦慮和恐懼試圖和我聯(lián)系時，電話總是在占線，所以很快它們就忘了我的號碼

12,If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be

sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you.

如果你看到麻煩從路上向你走來，有一點可以確定，在觸到

你以前，它們十有八九會滾進(jìn)路邊的溝。

13， Real difficulties can be overcome; it is only the imaginary

ones that are unconquerable .

真正的困難是可以克服的，想象出來的困難時難以征服的 14， If you ask what is the single most important key to

longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress

and tension. And if you didn?t ask me, I?d still have to say it.

如果你要問我長壽最關(guān)鍵的秘訣是什么，我會說一定要避免

憂慮、焦慮和緊張。如果你不問我，我也會這么說。

15， It is the trouble that never com

es that causes the ioss of

sleep.

讓我們失眠的總是那些從不會發(fā)生的麻煩。

16， Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a

couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it. But don?t worry. Worry never fixes anything.

每天擔(dān)心一點點，一生便會失去很多年。如果有問題，盡快

去解決。但不要擔(dān)心，擔(dān)心不能解決問題。

17， Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and celebrate

the journey!

不要擔(dān)心路不平，去為精彩旅途而歡慶。

Definition of Love詮釋愛情

1) Love is a beautiful dream.愛是一場美夢。

2) Love is sweet torment.愛是一種甜蜜的痛苦。

3) Love is a great teacher. 愛是以為偉大的導(dǎo)師。

4) Love is the touchstone of virtue. 愛情是美德的試金石。

5) Love is the sweetest joy and the wildest woe. 愛情是最甜蜜的幸福，最劇烈的悲痛。

6) Love is a fool who knows not what he is saying. 愛情是一個自己不知所言的傻瓜。

7) Love is an appetite of generation by the mediation of beauty. 愛情是一種以美做媒介的繁衍欲望。

8) Love is an attempt to change a piece of a dream world into reality. 愛情是一種吧幻想世界變成現(xiàn)實的嘗試。

9) Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by

imagination. 愛情是一幅大自然提供畫布，想象力作筆的風(fēng)景畫。

10) Love is not two people gazing into each other?s eyes, but rather two people looking outward in the same direction.愛不是你看我，我看你，而是兩個人朝同一個方向往外看。

婚前“三思而后行”

1) Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of oins. 婚姻中三分是愛，七分是寬恕。

2) Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut

afterwards.

婚前睜大眼睛，婚后睜一只眼閉一只眼。

3） It?s not beauty, but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband. 姑娘不是靠美貌，而是靠美德才能守住丈夫。

4） Love is an ideal things, but marriages a real thing ; a

confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.

愛情是理想的，而婚姻是現(xiàn)實的；如果將理想和現(xiàn)實混淆，則會受到懲罰。

5） We should measure affection, not like youngsters by the ardor of its passion, but by its strength and constancy.

我們應(yīng)該以力量和持久來衡量愛情，不應(yīng)像年輕人那樣只注重狂熱的激情。

6) There are six requisites in every happy marriage. The first is faith and the remaining five are confidence.

幸福的婚姻有六個條件，第一個是“忠貞”，其余五個是“信任”。

7）Tell me , dear, why can I pierce any target I well, but not my love?s heart?

告訴我，親愛的，為什么我可以穿透任何我想要穿透的目標(biāo)，卻不能穿透我愛人的心。

8） You gave me the key to your heart, my love ;Then why do you make me knock?

你給了我開啟心扉的鑰匙，我的至愛；那為什么還要我敲門呢？

幽默英語新聞篇二：雅思口語范文：有趣的新聞

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雅思口語范文：有趣的新聞

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在雅思口語進(jìn)行到第三個階段時，就是真正體現(xiàn)個人實力的時候，那么平時多練習(xí)一些雅思口語高頻話題，是非常有必要的。今天就為大家準(zhǔn)備了比較典型的雅思口語范文：有趣的新聞。供大家參考練習(xí)。

范文：

A piece of interesting news I read several days ago was that teachers' using red pen to mark students' work could be harming their psyche as the color red is too aggressive.

When students saw a piece of paper full of mistakes marked in red, what they noticed was their weakness. The research has been done in about 30 schools in Austrialia. Some suggested to use a different color. Other tips included that teachers could teach students to make peer tutoring. What they should focus was the individualstrengths rather than their weakness. After heard about this news, yes, I cann't agree more.

Mental health in the classroom has become a social problem in China, too. The greatest number of people with mental illness are adolescence. Depression is one of the most common conditions in young people. So it is an urgent issue that should be stressed by both schools and the whole society. It is interesting becaue I never thought that such a small action could do harms too, however, it calles for deep reflection.

以上就是為大家整理的一篇關(guān)于有趣的新聞的雅思口語話題范例，同學(xué)們不僅可以學(xué)習(xí)以下這篇雅思口語話題范文的用詞以及句子，也可以從邏輯、構(gòu)思的角度上進(jìn)行深度的學(xué)習(xí)，靈活運(yùn)用。

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幽默英語新聞篇三：雅思口語最新話題：有趣的新聞

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雅思口語最新話題：有趣的新聞

A piece of interesting news I read several days ago was that teachers’ using red pen to mark students’ work could be harming their psyche as the color red is too aggressive. When students saw a piece of paper full of

mistakes marked in red, what they noticed was their weakness. The research has been done in about 30 schools in Austrialia. Some suggested to use a different color. Other tips included that teachers could teach students to make peer tutoring. What they should focus was the individual strengths rather than their weakness. After heard about this news, yes, I cann’t agree more. Mental health in the classroom has become a social problem in China, too. The

greatest number of people with mental illness are adolescence. Depression is one of the most common conditions in young people. So it is an urgent issue that should be stressed by both schools and the whole society. It is interesting becaue I never thought that such a small action could do harms too, however, it calles for deep reflection.

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