幽默英文句子篇一：幽默的英語句子

幽默的英語句子

1) Money is not everything. There?s Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。

2) One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。

3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節(jié)約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。

4)Love the neighbor. But don?t get caught. 要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。

5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。

6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。

8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯(lián)系）。

9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。

10)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養(yǎng)。（老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈）

11)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。

12)"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 現(xiàn)在的夢想決定著你的將來"，所以還是再睡一會吧。

13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。

14)"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? " 努力工作不會導致死亡！"不過我不會用自己去證明。

15)"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " "工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看著別人工作。

16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。

17)When two?s company, three?s the result! 兩個人的狀態(tài)是不穩(wěn)定的，三個人才是！

18)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服飾就象鐵絲網(wǎng)，它阻止你冒然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。

19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 學的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘記的越多，忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什么學來著？

最美的十大經(jīng)典愛情句子

1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with

you.

我愛你，不是因為你是一個怎樣的人，而是因為我喜歡與你在一起時的感覺。

2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won?t make you cry.

沒有人值得你流淚，值得讓你這么做的人不會讓你哭泣。

3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can?t have them.

失去某人，最糟糕的莫過于，他近在身旁，卻猶如遠在天邊。？？？？

4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 縱然傷心，也不要愁眉不展，因為你不知是誰會愛上你的笑容。

5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

對于世界而言，你是一個人；但是對于某個人，你是他的整個世界。

6) Don?t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn?t willing to waste their time on you.

不要為那些不愿在你身上花費時間的人而浪費你的時間。

7) Just because someone doesn?t love you the way you want them to, doesn?t mean they don?t love you with all they have. 愛你的人如果沒有按你所希望的方式來愛你，那并不代表他們沒有全心全意地愛你。

8) Don?t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.不要著急，最好的總會在最不經(jīng)意的時候出現(xiàn)。

9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right

one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 在遇到夢中人之前，上天也許會安排我們先遇到別的人；在我們終于遇見心儀的人時，便應當心存感激。

10) Don?t cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 不要因為結束而哭泣，微笑吧，為你的曾經(jīng)擁有。

經(jīng)典電影臺詞

NO.1 Forrest Gump 阿甘正傳

1． Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you?re gonna get. (生命就像一盒巧克力，結果往往出人意料)

2． Stupid is as stupid does. (蠢人做蠢事，也可理解為傻人有傻福)

3． Miracles happen every day. (奇跡每天都在發(fā)生)

4． Jenny and I was like peas and carrots.(我和珍妮形影不離)

5． Have you given any thought to your future?(你有沒有為將來打算過呢)

6． You just stay away from me please.(求你離開我)

7． If you are ever in trouble, don?t try to be brave, just run, just run away.(你若遇上麻煩，不要逞強，你就跑，遠遠跑開)

8． It made me look like a duck in water.(它讓我如魚得水)

9． Death is just a part of life, something we?re all destined to do.(死亡是生命的一部分，是我們注定要做的一件事)

10． I was messed up for a long time.(這些年我一塌糊涂)

11． I don?t know if we each have a destiny, or if we?re all just floating around accidental—like on a breeze.(我不懂我們是否有著各自的命運，還是只是到處隨風飄蕩)NO. 2 The Lion King獅子王

1. Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance.

世界上所有的生命都在微妙的平衡中生存。

2. I laugh in the face of danger. 越危險就越合我心意。

3. I?m only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn?t mean you go looking for trouble.

我只是在必要的時候才會勇敢，勇敢并不代表你要到處闖禍。

4. When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world.如果這個世界對你不理不睬，你也可以這樣對待它。

5. It?s like you are back from the dead. 好像你是死而復生似的。

6. You can?t change the past. 過去的事是不可以改變的。

7. Yes, the past can hurt. But I think you can either run from it or learn from it.對，過去是痛楚的，但我認為你要么可以逃避，要么可以向它學習。

8. This is my kingdom. If I don?t fight for it, who will? 這是我的國土，我不為她而戰(zhàn)斗，誰為呢？

9. Why should I believe you? Everything you ever told me was a lie.

我為何要相信你？你所說的一切都是謊話。

10. I?ll make it up to you, I promise. 我會補償你的，我保證。

NO.3 Gone with The Wind亂(轉(zhuǎn) 載于:www.huhawan.com 蒲公 英文摘:幽默英文句子)世佳人

1).Land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for, worth dying for. Because it?s the only thing that lasts.(土地是世界上唯一值得你去為之工作, 為之戰(zhàn)斗, 為之犧牲的東西,因為它是唯一永恒的東西)

2).I wish I could be more like you.(我要像你一樣就好了)

3).Whatever comes, I?ll love you, just as I do now. Until I die.(無論發(fā)生什么事,我都會像現(xiàn)在一樣愛你,直到永遠)

4).I think it?s hard winning a war with words.(我認為紙上談兵沒什么作用)

5).Sir, you?re no gentleman. And you miss are no lady.(先生,你可真不是個君子,小姐,你也不是什么淑女)

6).I never give anything without expecting something in return. I always get paid.(我做任何事不過是為了有所回報,我總要得到報酬)

7).In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.(哪怕是世界末日我都會愛著你)

8).I love you more than I?ve ever loved any woman. And I?ve waited longer for you than I?ve waited for any woman. 此句只可意會不可言傳

9).If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill, as God as my witness, I?ll never be hungry again! (即使讓我撒謊,去偷,去騙,去殺人,上帝作證,我再也不要挨餓了)

10).Now I find myself in a world which for me is worse than death. A world in which there is no place for me.(現(xiàn)在我發(fā)現(xiàn)自己活在一個比死還要痛苦的世界,一個無我容身之處的世界)

11).You?re throwing away happiness with both hands. And reaching out for something that will never make you happy.(你把自己的幸福拱手相讓,去追求一些根本不會讓你幸福的東西)

12).Home. I?ll go home. And I?ll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day.(家,我要回家.我要想辦法讓他回來.不管怎樣,明天又是全新的一天) 經(jīng)典英語句子

1． Pain past is pleasure.（過去的痛苦就是快樂。）[無論多么艱難一定要咬牙沖過去，將來回憶起來一定甜蜜無比。]

2． While there is life, there is hope.（有生命就有希望/留得青山在，不怕沒柴燒。）

3． Wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand.（腦中有知識，勝過手中有金錢。）

[從小灌輸給孩子的堅定信念。]

4． Storms make trees take deeper roots.（風暴使樹木深深扎根。）[感激敵人，感激挫折！]

5． Nothing is impossible for a willing heart.（心之所愿，無所不成。）[堅持一個簡單的信念就一定會成功。]

6． The shortest answer is doing.（最簡單的回答就是干。）[想說流利的英語嗎？那么現(xiàn)在就開口！心動不如嘴動。]

7． All things are difficult before they are easy.（凡事必先難后易。）[放棄投機取巧的幻想。]

8． Great hopes make great man. （偉大的理想造就偉大的人。）

9． God helps those who help themselves.（天助自助者。）

10． Four short words sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above the crowd: a little bit more.（四個簡短的詞匯概括了成功的秘訣：多一點點�。�[比別人多一點努力、多一點自律、多一點決心、多一點反省、多一點學習、多一點實踐、多一點瘋狂，多一點點就能創(chuàng)造奇跡！]

11． In doing we learn.（實踐長才干。）

12． East or west, home is best.（東好西好，還是家里最好。）

13． Two heads are better than one.（三個臭皮匠，頂個諸葛亮。）

14． Good company on the road is the shortest cut.（行路有良伴就是捷徑。）

15． Constant dropping wears the stone.（滴水穿石。）

16． Misfortunes never come alone/single.（禍不單行。）

17． Misfortunes tell us what fortune is.（不經(jīng)災禍不知福。）

18． Better late than never.（遲做總比不做好；晚來總比不來好。）

19． It?s never too late to mend.（過而能改，善莫大焉；亡羊補牢，猶未晚也。）

20． If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing well.（如果事情值得做，就值得做好。）

21． Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.（無熱情成就不了偉業(yè)。）

22． Actions speak louder than words.（行動比語言更響亮。）

23． Lifeless, faultless.（只有死人才不犯錯誤。）

24． From small beginning come great things.（偉大始于渺小。）

25． One today is worth two tomorrows.（一個今天勝似兩個明天。）

26． Truth never fears investigation.（事實從來不怕調(diào)查。）

27． The tongue is boneless but it breaks bones.（舌無骨卻能折斷骨。）

28． A bold attempt is half success.（勇敢的嘗試是成功的一半。）

29． Knowing something of everything and everything of something.（通百藝而專一長。）

30． Good advice is beyond all price.（忠告是無價寶。）

英語口語精選句子

451. Go right back to the beginning．直接回到起始位置。

452. He does everything without aim．他做事都漫無目標。

453. He is respectful to his elders．他對長輩很恭敬。

454. He knows English better than I．他比我懂英語。

455. He resolved to give up smoking．他決心戒煙。

456. His talk covered many subjects．他的報告涉及很多課題。

457. I fear that he drinks too much．我擔心他喝的酒太多了。

458. I have my hair cut every month．我每個月都理發(fā)。

459. I want to have a part-time job．我想有一份兼職工作。

460. I?m sorry to have bothered you．對不起，打擾你了。

461. It is not so easy as you think．這事沒有你想象的那么簡單。

462. Keep your temper under control．不要發(fā)脾氣。．

463. Lying and stealing are immoral．說謊和偷竊都是不道德的。

464. My efforts resulted in nothing．我的努力毫無結果。

465. My false teeth are stuck to it．我的假牙還在上邊呢!

466. She is a composer for the harp．她是位寫豎琴曲的作曲家

467. Take me to the airport，please．請送我去機場。

468. Talking with you is a pleasure. 和你談話很愉快

469. The eggs are sold by the dozen．雞蛋按打賣。

470. The price just covers the cost．這個價格正好抵消成本。

471. The sweater is of good quality. 這件毛衣質(zhì)地很好。

472. The teacher got a little angry．老師有點生氣了。

473. Think carefully before you act．三思而后行。

474. Walt invented the steam engine．瓦特發(fā)明了蒸汽機。

475. We are divided in our opinions．我們意見分歧。

476. Whatever I said，he?d disagree．不論我說什么他都不同意。

477. Whoever comes will be welcomed．來的人我們都歡迎。

478. You look as if you didn?t care．你看上去好像滿不在乎。

479. You should look at it yourself．你應該親自看看它。

480. Draw your chair up to the table．把你的椅子拉到桌子旁邊來。

481. He covered himself with a quilt．他給自己蓋上一條被。

482. He found my lecture interesting．他覺得我講課有趣。

483. He had a good many friends here．他在這兒有很多朋友。

484. He is only about five feet high. 他大概只有五英尺高。

485. Her family are all music lovers．她全家人都是音樂愛好者。

486. I am busy．How is your business? 我很忙。你的生意做得怎樣?

487. I don?t think much of the movie．我認為那電影不怎么樣。

488. I feel like eating an ice-cream．我想吃一個冰淇淋。

489. I found him seated on the bench．我發(fā)現(xiàn)他在椅子上坐著

490. I gave much time to the old car．我在這輛破車上花了不少時間。

491. I lost the door key about here. 我在這附近掉了門鑰匙。

492. I?m not guessing，I really know．我不是在猜想，我真的知道。

493. It?s time to tell her the truth．是該告訴她真相的時候了。

494. Let?s watch TV with a candle on．咱們點上蠟燭看電視吧。

495. Most games cost about that much．大部分游戲差不多都是這個價錢。 496. My parents want me to go abroad．我父母想讓我出國。

497. She has been collecting s**ps．她一直收集郵票。

498. There are many stars in the sky．天上有很多星星。

499. We get to London this afternoon．我們是今天下午到達倫敦的。

500. What about having a pizza first? 先吃點比薩餅怎么樣?

501. You?d better look before you leap．你最好三思而后行。

502. You know what I?m talking about. 我想你知道我在說什么。

503. He has been sick for three weeks．他已經(jīng)病了幾周了。

504. He inspected the car for defects．他詳細檢查車子有無效障。

505. I count you as one of my friends 我把你算作我的一個朋友。

506. I go to school by bike every day. 我每天騎自行車上學。

507. I have a large collection of CDs. 我收集了很多唱片。

508. I won?t be able to see him today. 今天我不可能去看他。

509. I?ll call a taxi in case of need．如果需要的話，我會叫出租車的。

510. Is there any sugar in the bottle? 瓶子里還有糖嗎?

511. It?s a secret between you and me. 這是你我之間的秘密。

512. It?s very kind of you to help me．你幫助我真是太好了。

513. Let?s divide the cake into three．我們將蛋糕分成三份吧。

514. Patience is a mark of confidence. 耐心是自信心的一種表現(xiàn)。

515. Susan is going to finish college．蘇珊將完成大學學業(yè)。

516. That is my idea about friendship．這是我關于友誼的看法。

517. The book you ask for is sold out．你要的那本書已經(jīng)售完了。

518. The boy was too nervous to speak．那男孩緊張得說不出話來。

519. The play may begin at any moment．戲隨時都有可能開始。

520. The salve will heal slight burns．這種藥膏能治療輕微燒傷。

521. The sea sparkled in the sunlight．陽光下，大海波光粼粼。

522. The teacher tested us in English．老師用英文考我們。

523. There is a bridge over the river. 河上有一座橋。

524. They rode their respective bikes．他們各自騎著自己的自行車。

525. They will arrive in half an hour．他們將于半小時之內(nèi)到達。

526. Time is more valuable than money. 時間比金錢寶貴。

527. We are all in favor of this plan．我們都贊同這項計劃。

528. We reached London this afternoon．我們是今天下午到達倫敦的。 529. We two finished a bottle of wine．我倆喝完了一瓶酒。

530. what a lovely little girl she is! 她是一個多么可愛的小女孩耶!

531. Will you pick me up at my place? 你能到我的住處來接我嗎?

532. You may choose whatever you like．你可以喜歡什么就選什么。

533. You?re suffering from an allergy? 你過敏嗎?

534. Beyond all questions you are right. 毫無疑問，你是對的。

535. But I plan to weed the yard today. 我計劃今天除院子里的草。

536. But who will do all the house work? 但是這些家務活誰來做呢?

537. Close the door after you，please．請隨手關門。

538. Come to see me whenever you like。你可以隨時來見我。

539. Don?t pull the chairs about,boys! 不要把椅子拖來拖去，孩子們!

540. He drives more carefully than you．他開車比你小心。

541. He invited me to dinner yesterday．他昨天請我吃晚飯了。

542. He struck his attacker on the ear．他打了那個攻擊者一耳光。

543. He suddenly appeared in the party．他突然在晚會上出現(xiàn)了。

544. Her handbag goes with her clothes. 她的手袋和她的衣服很搭配。 545. Here we are．Row M, seats l and 3．哦，到了。M排，l號和3號。 546. His boss might get angry with him．他的老板也許會生他的氣。

547. I expect to be there this evening．我打算今天晚上到那兒去。

548. I really need to lose some weight．我真的需要減肥了。

549. I think you have the Wrong number．我想你打錯號碼了。

550. I would rather stay at home alone．我寧愿獨自呆在家。

551. I?d like to look at some sweaters．我想看看毛衣。

552. Its origin is still a mystery now．它的起源至今仍是個謎。

553. Money is no more than our servant．金錢不過是我們的仆人。

554. Once you begin，you must continue．一旦開始，你就得繼續(xù)。

555. She is poor but quite respectable．她雖窮，人品卻很端正。

556. She spent a lot of money on books．她花了很多錢來買書。

557. The girl in red is his girlfriend．穿紅衣服的那個女孩是他的女朋友。 558. There is a chair below the window．窗戶下面有一把椅子。

559. They employed him as a consultant．他們雇用他為顧問。

560. To be honest with you，I?m twenty．老實說，我20歲。

561. We often call him by his nickname．我們經(jīng)常叫他的綽號。

562. Will you be free tomorrow evening? 你明晚有空嗎?

563. Would you like to leave a message? 你要留話嗎?

564. You can never turn the clock back．時光不能倒流。

565. You may as well tell me the truth．你還是把事實告訴我為好。

566. Are your grandparents still living? 你的祖父母還在么?

567. Can you recognize that woman，Mary? 你能認出那個女人是誰了嗎，瑪麗? 568. Do you have any suggestions for me? 你對我有什么建議么?

569. He is tough，but I am even tougher. 他是一個硬漢子，不過我要比他更硬。 570. He made his way through the forest．他設法穿過了森林。

571. He suggests you leave here at once．他建議你立刻離開這兒。

572. He was married to a friend of mine．他和我的一個朋友結了婚。

573. He will blame you for carelessness．他會責備你的粗心大意。

574. I can give you a number of excuses．我可以給你說出很多韻理由。 575. I don?t doubt that he will help me．我不懷疑他會援助我。

576. I hope you enjoy your stay with us．希望您在這兒過的愉快。

577. I?d like to-repair our differences．我愿意消除一下我們之間的分歧。 578. It?s nothing to be surprised about．這事不值得大驚小怪。

579. It?s rude to stare at other people. 盯著別人看是不禮貌的。

580. Bob has always had a crush on Lucy．鮑伯一直在愛著露茜。

幽默英文句子篇二：10大搞笑英語句子變身幽默達人

10大搞笑英語句子變身幽默達人

很多人擔心自己的英語說的生硬、沒有生氣，其實英語中有許多雷人的“冷笑話”，只要多多積累一些“雷人”英語，還怕你的英語無趣嗎?掌握下面這十大搞笑英語句子，你就可以瞬間變?yōu)樯碛哪�達人!

01. 人生的最大遺憾莫過于錯誤地堅持了不該堅持的，輕易地放棄了不該放棄的……

The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be insisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up

02. 大師兄，你知道嗎?二師兄的肉現(xiàn)在比師傅的都貴了。

Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (The Pilgrimage to the West)

03. 懷才就像懷孕，時間長了才能看出來。

Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.

04. 還能沖動，表示你還對生活有激情，總是沖動，表示你還不懂生活。If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you don’t know what life is.

05. 我問一個在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志銘打算寫點啥?”他說：“我解決了住房問題!”

I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20 years, what would be the proudest things in your life if you died?

He said: I have already pay back the mortgage loan of my

department.

06. 媽媽說人最好不要錯過兩樣東西，最后一班回家的車和一個深愛你的人。Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the person who loves you deeply.

07. 一天看到一位大媽在燒紙，邊燒邊嘟囔著：收到了全都買基金吧~~One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and

mumbled : buy funds if you get it.

08. 好的愛情是你透過一個男人看到世界，壞的愛情是你為了一個人舍棄世界……

A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the world for a man.

09. 諸葛亮出山前，也沒帶過兵!憑啥我就要工作經(jīng)驗?

Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job?

10. 如果你看到面前的陰影，別怕，那是因為你的背后有陽光……

If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because sunshine is at your back.

幽默英文句子篇三：英語中最最有趣的好玩句子

英語中最最有趣的好玩句子

1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻煩沒來找你，就別去自找麻煩。

（第一、四個trouble是動詞，第二、三個trouble是名詞。）

2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.

我認為那個學生寫在黑板上的那個“that”是錯誤的。 （第一個that是連詞，引起賓語從句;第二、五個that是指示代詞“那個”;第三個that在這兒相當于名詞;第四個that是關系代詞，引起定語從句。）

3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.

我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。

4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately.

我們必須團結在一起，否則我們將被一個個絞死。

（這是一句雙關語。前面的hang together是“團結一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“絞死”的意思。）

5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.

那只敏捷的棕色狐貍跳過了一只懶惰的狗。

（這個句子包含了英語中的26個字母。）

6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw?

我看到的是酒吧還是蝙蝠?

（這是一句回文句，順著讀和倒著讀是一樣的。）

7. 2B or not 2B, that is a ?

生存還是毀滅，那是一個問題。

（這是一種文字簡化游戲。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. ）

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