幽默英文對話
發(fā)布時間:2017-02-12 來源: 幽默笑話 點擊： 
幽默英文對話篇一：搞笑英語對話
我家dad，脾氣bad，讓我sad。
有只cat，非常fat，專吃rat。
放下plate，趕到gate，已經(jīng)late。
清晨wake，來到lake，釣上snake。
撇下net，魚沒get，衣服wet。
為捉pest，從不rest，本領(lǐng)best。
一只pig，非常big，把洞dig。
沒給tip，把我lip，裝上zip。
一只kite，顏色white，被狗bite。
學會ride，媽媽pride。
清晨jog，帶上dog，踩到frog。
輕輕hop，跳上top，唱起pop。
把眼close，用我nose，去聞rose。
喝著coke，聽著joke，把腰broke。
舉著gun，瞄準sun，不停run。
小小bug，把我hug。
找個excuse，借車use，遭到refuse。
假裝mute，真是cute。
開著car，向著star，路途far。
想變smart，必須start，學習art。
一個driver，掉進river，生命over。
一個robber，專搶rubber。
穿上shirt，脫下skirt，扔進dirt。
這只bird，總跑third。
個子short，喜歡sport，跑到airport。
拿著fork，吃著pork。
一個nurse，丟了purse。
買只turtle，顏色purple。
一只goat，穿件coat，上了boat, 一片oat，卡在throat。
燃燒oil，直到boil，倒進soil。
是否join，拋起coin。
帶上hook，來到brook，水面look。
手拿book，一邊look，開始cook。
炎熱noon，跳上spoon，飛到moon。
一個fool，掉進pool，真是cool。
西瓜round，長在ground，被我found。
一只mouse，穿件blouse，走進house。
天在snow，風在blow，樹在grow, 秋風follow，樹葉yellow，落到pillow, 不知cow，近況how，去問now。
一座town，不停down，快要drown。
一只bee，躲進tree，沒人see。
懸崖deep，開著jeep，莫要sleep。
抱著Barbie，吃著cookie，看著movie。
被我niece，摔成piece。
丟了glue，沒有clue，臉氣blue。
手拿tissue，排好queue。
一顆pea，掉進sea，泡壺tea。
身體weak，爬上peak，無力speak。
吞進lead，摸摸head，已經(jīng)dead。
吃著bread，報紙spread，開始read。
不停train，沒有pain，哪有g(shù)ain。
把手raise，老師praise。
小狗paw，那根straw，把畫draw。坐在lawn，學習law。
被窩cozy，床上lazy，真是crazy。
抱著puppy，心里happy。
如果shy，不敢try，機會fly。不停cry，眼淚dry。
很多day，沒發(fā)pay，無話say。
天空gray，無心play，回家stay。
頑皮monkey，撿起key，扔向donkey, 為了honey，節(jié)省money。
有個boy，玩著toy，心中joy, 跳進soy，盡情enjoy。
一只hare，居然dare，對我stare, 困難share，互相care，趕走scare。
天氣fair，涼爽air，吹拂hair。嶄新chair，滾下stair，需要repair。
昨天fire，今天hire，后天retire。撲滅fire，真是tire。
離我near，含著tear，叫我dear。一頭bear，裙子wear，采摘pear。
一只deer，舉起beer，大喊cheers。這個engineer，事事pioneer。
洗完face，系好lace，參加race。吃著rice，加點ice，口喊nice。
聽聽music，變變magic，遲遲garlic。看完comic，野外picnic。
動作quic
身體ill，買來pill，堆成hill。一根needle，掉進noodle。
飯后hurry，書包carry，遲到sorry。我家parrot，愛吃carrot。
做個dream，掉進stream，大聲scream。穿著dress，下著chess。
一輛truck，滿載duck，一路luck。碰到trouble，努力double。
小小age，讀讀page，種種orange。打開fridge，端出porridge，扔下bridge。 喝酒enough，大聲laugh，不停cough。他很tough從不laugh。
心中wish，釣到fish，做成dish。飛機crash，燒成ash，損失cash。
一個youth，張開mouth，吹到south。洗完bath，學習math。
我的mother，生個brother，想要another。寒冷weather，身披leather，頭戴feather。 高高sky，不知why，掉下spy。站在peak，對天speak。
到了night，打開light，保護sight。方法right，堅持fight，前途bright。 一只chick，動作quick，把我kick。吃飯quiet，注意diet。
貓吃mice，味道nice，想吃twice。這對twin，總是win。
幽默英文對話篇二：搞笑英語兩人短對話
男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?
女:Sure.
男:What is your father’s name?
女:Happy!
男:Then, What is your mother’s name?
女:Smile!
男:Are you joking?
女:No! That’s my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff? 男:Of course not.
女:Go ahead.
男:OK. Your name is Kidding. Kidding, I'm going to start a
band. Will you join us?
女:Sure, Ben. I'd love to be in a band
男:OK, good. Which instrument do you play? I heard that you
can play piano very well.
女:Piano? I don't play an instrument actually.
男:What are you good at?
女:I sing. I like music with great lyrics.
男: So do I. Who else do you think can join us?
女:Well, Dave is supposed to be a good one.
男:Really? What does he like?
女:He prefers quiet music.
男:Good. How about Harry? He plays the guitar, doesn’t he? 女:Yes, but Harry loves loud music such as disco . 男:That's OK. I often go to disco with my friends.
女:You mean we can play both loud music and quiet music? 男:Why not?
女:What kind of music style do you prefer, Ben?
男:Oh, I like music that I can dance to.
But we have one problem with our band
女:what is it?
男:I'm not a musician and I can't sing.
女:Are you joking?
男:No, that’s your sister’s name. Just now I was kidding. 女:Well, that makes sense?!
幽默英文對話篇三：搞笑英語對話
1.簡要介紹你自己。 簡歷上都有，寫得很詳細。 2.你為什么對這份工作感興趣？ 說實話，我并不感興趣，但人不能沒有工作，找到一份先干著。
3.談談你的優(yōu)勢？
你是說跟其他的應聘者相比嗎？我不認識他們。
4.談談你最大的弱點是什么？
太老實，領(lǐng)導怎么說我怎么干。
5.為什么你認為自己適合這個職位？
你們招聘廣告上只有這么一個職位。
6.你的簡歷上有些什么值得特別關(guān)注的嗎？
封面比較漂亮，花了兩塊多錢做的。
7.你為什么選擇這個專業(yè)？
瞎選的，當時不知道自己喜歡干什么。
8.你有哪些興趣愛好呢？
業(yè)余時間喜歡當暴露狂。
9.你對于短期和長期的目標是什么？
短期目標是先生存下來，長期的目標還不知道，人生就像巧克力嘛。
10.如果我向你的朋友或者家人詢問對你的評價，你認為他們會怎樣說？
我覺得你聰明的話應該去問我的仇人，這樣得到的答案更有參考價值。
12.你爭取成功的動力是什么？ 成功才會有錢，有錢就有了女人 15.你能向我列舉一個團隊活動和領(lǐng)導力的例子嗎？ 我在大學就喜歡賭博，每次打牌都是我組織的。
16.你經(jīng)歷過最大的挑戰(zhàn)是什么？你如何跨越它的？
在大學賭博被抓，學校要開除我，后來我給教導主任買了6條“中華”，軟包裝的。
17.我為什么要從這么多應聘者中選擇你呢？
你的問題為什么要我來回答。
18.你有一些什么問題嗎？
加班的話有沒有便當？
19.你去年的收入是多少？你對于報酬有什么樣的期望？
我去年玩了一年，沒收入。我對報酬的期望是：盡你們所能給的越多越好。
20.在過去的日子里，你覺得自己最大的成就是什么？
在這個世界上活了二十多年還沒死。
21.曾經(jīng)有人要求你去做一些不道德的事情嗎？如果有，你是怎么處理的呢？ 不是每次都去，我有我自己的原則。
22.如果你完全不同意你上司的某個要求，你怎么處理？
同意。
26.你怎樣在一堆根本做不完的工作任務中區(qū)分輕重緩急？
反正做不完，區(qū)分出來又有什么用？
27.為什么下水道的井蓋是圓的？
如果是方的你又要問為什么是方的。不管怎樣它總得有個形狀吧。
30.有哪些因素可能會讓你失去動力或信心？
獎金比別人的少。
31.對于你來說，與團隊一起工作和獨自干活哪樣效率更高？ 那要看干什么活了。如果是拔河當然團隊比較好，如果是泡mm還是獨自效率比較高。 32.積極的態(tài)度對你有多重要？ 我不看重態(tài)度，我重視的是結(jié)果。
33.你怎樣定義成功？
認識你的人都羨慕你，這就是成功。
34.你大學階段最大的遺憾是什么？
錢不是很夠花。
35.你曾經(jīng)做過的最難的決定是什么？
別人約我去做不道德的事，我考慮到底去不去。
36.你理想的工作是什么？
我說了你能幫我實現(xiàn)嗎？
38.你離開原來的公司主要原因是什么？
女上司對我進行性騷擾。
39、你到一個新的公司，如果你的下屬各方面都比你強，你應該怎么處理與他的關(guān)系？ 設(shè)法把他調(diào)到別的部門。
40、你希望你的上級應當是個怎么樣的人？
大方的人。 來源：PrintHR
1 briefly introduce yourself.
The resume has, to write a very detailed.
2 why are you interested in this job?
To tell you the truth, I was not interested, but people can not find a job, to do.
3 talk about your strengths?
You mean like other candidates compared? I don't know them.
4 what is your biggest weakness?
Too honest, leading to say I do.
5 why do you feel you are right for this position?
Your advertisement only one position.
6 your resume what deserves special attention?
The cover is more beautiful, spent two yuan of money to do.
7 Why do you choose this major?
Blind choice, do not know what love was.
8 what are your hobbies?
Spare time likes when exposed.
9 you for the short and long term goals?
Short term goal is to survive, the long-term goal is not to know, life was like a box of chocolates. 10 if I were to ask your friends or family members to ask of you, how do you think they will say? I think you smart you should ask my enemy, so the answer more reference value.
12 what motivates you to succeed?
Success will have the money, money is a woman
15 can you give me an example of teamwork and leadership examples?
I in university like gambling, each time playing cards are my organization.
16 you have experienced what is the biggest challenge? And how did you overcome it?
In the University of gambling is caught, the school wants to fire me, then I give the director bought 6" Chinese", soft packaging.
17 Why should I from so many candidates to choose you?
You want me to answer the question why.
18 do you have any questions?
If there is no easy work overtime?
19 of your income last year is a number? What are your compensation expectations?
Last year I played one year, no income. I on the expectation of reward is: what you can do to the more the better.
20 in the past days, you feel what is the greatest achievement?
In this world live more than 20 years is not dead.
21 have you ever been asked to do something unethical? If yes, how did you handle it? Not every time to go, I have my own principles.
22 If you totally disagree with a request made by your manager, how do you deal with? Agree.
26 how do you in a pile of fundamental do not finish the task to distinguish the order of priority? Anyway, do not finish, to distinguish what is the use?
27 why is a manhole cover round?
If you want to ask why is a square is a square. No matter what it had to have a shape.
30 factors which may cause you to lose power or confidence?
Bonus less than others.
31 for you, working with a team and working alone as higher efficiency?
It depends on what live. If it is of course good tug of war team, if mm foam or alone high efficiency.
32 to you is a positive attitude?
I don't care what attitude, I value the results.
33 what is your definition of success?
You know people admire you, this is the successful.
34 your university what is your greatest regret?
Money is not enough.
35 you have done what was the most difficult decision?
Others about me to be immoral, I consider whether to go.
36 what is your ideal job?
I said can you help me?
38 you leave the original company is mainly due to what?
The female boss sexually harasses me.
39, you go to a new company, if your subordinates are all better than you, you should be how to deal with the relationship with him?
Managed to have him transferred to another department.
40, you want your supervisor should be a man?
The generous man.
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