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ղķ˹ЦԒƪһmأղķ˹ֵ ʵu(png)߂ԓ]
mأղķ˹ֵ ʵu(png)߂ԓ]
ِĵ÷mأͳҎ(gu)ِMVPղķ˹ң
P-mI(lng)(gu)(du)Z\ِ܊֮J(rn)^(gu)ղķ˹ɞNBAõTm؛](mi)Ќ(du)M(jn)ֱu(png)ՓԼЌ(xi)ղķ˹ԼֵՈ(qng)ֹͣ(du)ĸNu(png)ҲֹͣԼĘ(bio)(zhn)ȥ
KingСʵۣ|^(gu)˶֪һ(g)ֵܣҺǺֵՈ(qng)Щu(png)˂|Ҫһζu(png)u(png)mԼЌ(xi)ղķ˹ԏļ˟֮¸u(png)Сţϰ(k)߀u(png)ղķ˹롣
m،(du)ղķ˹֧xشǶmر(dng)ղķ˹Ʒ鸂(jng)(zhng)P(gun)ϵpmص֧(du)ղķ˹ȞҪղķ˹?yn)˟?du)ܵOēp֮(lin)ژ(sh)µĴĿǰĄ(sh)^(li)@˺ܾܿǶm?yn)mNBAıF(xin)ͬ?yn)mI(lng)(gu)(du)Zý
mص˵֧ղķ˹u[Óղķ˹֮ǰ@ʹղķ˹p˲ٻ(dng)һN䏈f(shu)Ԓk˷ֹղķ˹Ԃuղķ˹ҪvԒ^(gu)ղķ˹άF(xin)ںD(zhun)@Խ(li)Խf(shu)O_ɭԼmء
mȻm֧ղķ˹Ȼ(zhn)ղķ˹ĵλղķ˹ںD(zhun)Խ(li)Խѽ(jng)ٻصǰcͬr(sh)mصsӵĽһ?yn)m(g)˳ɞNBAvʷpĵ÷һ?yn)mm(x)sͯģ
ِĵ÷mأͳҎ(gu)ِMVPղķ˹ң
P-mI(lng)(gu)(du)Z\ِ܊֮J(rn)^(gu)ղķ˹ɞNBAõTm؛](mi)Ќ(du)M(jn)ֱu(png)ՓԼЌ(xi)ղķ˹ԼֵՈ(qng)ֹͣ(du)ĸNu(png)ҲֹͣԼĘ(bio)(zhn)ȥ
KingСʵۣ|^(gu)˶֪һ(g)ֵܣҺǺֵՈ(qng)Щu(png)˂|Ҫһζu(png)u(png)mԼЌ(xi)ղķ˹ԏļ˟֮¸u(png)Сţϰ(k)߀u(png)ղķ˹
m،(du)ղķ˹֧֣xشǶmر(dng)ղķ˹Ʒ鸂(jng)(zhng)P(gun)ϵpmص֧(du)ղķ˹ȞҪղķ˹?yn)˟?du)ܵOēp֮(lin)ژ(sh)µĴĿǰĄ(sh)^(li)@
ܾܿǶm?yn)mNBAıF(xin)ͬ?yn)mI(lng)(gu)(du)Zý
Σmص˵֧ղķ˹u[Óղķ˹֮ǰ@ʹղķ˹pٲtٻ(dng)һNFf(shu)Ԓktֹղķ˹Ԃuղķ˹ҪvԒ^(gu)ղķ˹άF(xin)ںD(zhun)@òtԽ(li)Խf(shu)O_ɭԼm
mȻm֧ղķ˹Ȼ(zhn)ղķ˹ĵλղķ˹ںD(zhun)Խ(li)Խѽ(jng)ٻصǰcͬr(sh)mصsӵĽһ?yn)m(g)˳ɞNBAvʷpĵ÷һ?yn)mm(x)sͯģ
ղķ˹ЦԒƪЦԒ
Don't fool me
There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel.
Then she said to the bellman, "I refuse to take a tiny room like this, with no window
and no bed in it! You can't treat me like a fool just because(D(zhun) d :www.huhawan.com Ӣ ժ:ղķ˹ЦԒ) I don't travel much! I'm
going to complain to the manager!"
So the bellman said very politely, "Madam, this isn't your room. It's the elevator!"
һλl(xing)DM(jn)һ^ӛס(du)ķ(w)f(shu)ҲҪ@(g)Сgסț](mi)дҲ](mi)дゃeԞҲоͰҮ(dng)ɵӣҪゃ(jng)ͶV ǂ(g)(w)Yòػش𣺡@ﲻķg@
Daddy, someone is here to see you!
A farmer found a kid stealing the apples on the tree, so he shouted angrily,
"Ya damn kid, I will tell your father and let him beat you!"
The boy lifted up his eyes, and yelled :"Daddy, someone is here to see you!"
һr(nng)l(f)F(xin)һСژ(sh)͵ӳԣ
r(nng)С㲻W(xu)ãҪȥVְ
кBæ̧^(sh)Ϻ
I Sold the Television
Here is a short funny joke between son and mother.
Robin asked his mother whether they could have a video.
Im afraid we cant afford one,sighed his mother.
But on the following day in came Robin, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video. How on earth did you pay for that? His mother gasped.
Easy, Mum.replied Robin, I sold the television!
I(mi)C(j)
_e(wn)ǷI(mi)һ_(ti)C(j)
҂߀I(mi)@Ϣf(shu)
ɵڶ쮔(dng)_e(li)r(sh)uuλεذһ_(ti)ȫµC(j)
㾿ă(li)X(qin)I(mi)@|һ@f(shu)
@(jin) _eشҰҕC(j)ou(mi)
That is Columbus's cellphone
Little Mellisa: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451--1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir?
Little James: I can tell her, sir. It was Columbus's telephone number.
Ǹ炐Ԓ̖(ho)a
÷ɯښvʷ(sh)аl(f)F(xin)˹С炐@(g)ֺ(1451-1560)ׂ(g)(sh)ώՈ(qng)oһºÆ
ղķ˹ώܸVǸ炐Ԓ̖(ho)a
If so, you will save more
"Mum, you will be proud of me. " said Jack to his mother when he was coming from school. "Baby, what happened?"
"I saved on fares. I did not go to school by bus, I ran all the way after the bus."
Mum laughed: "Wow, next time you can run after a taxi, and you will save more."
@(hu)(ji)ʡ
(hu)Ҟܿ˷ŌW(xu)ؼҺ(du)f(shu)
ؐl(f)ʲô
ʡ܇X(qin)όW(xu)r(sh)](mi)˹܇Ǹ܇һ·ܵW(xu)У Цf(shu)ۡ´ڳ܇Ǖ(hu)ʡø
The laziest
Dad: Jim, I asked your teacher already, and now I ask you the same question. Who is the laziest in your class?
Jim: HmmmI don't know, Daddy.
Dad: Oh, of cause you know! Think twice! Who sits in the class and only watches when other students are doing and writing?
Jim: Our teacher, Dad.
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H ķѽ(jng)(wn)^(gu)ώF(xin)Ҫ(wn)һ(g)ͬĆ(wn)}l(shu)еˣ ķҲְ֪
H֪м(x)롭 (dng)Ӷĕr(sh)l(shu)⿴e
ķ҂ώH
God is watching the apples
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
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W(xu)ųһԺIJ͏dT(mn)ڣ(g)ȥI(lng)ԼǰһO(png) Ů(xi)ļlՈ(qng)ÿֻһ(g)ϵ۶
һ(g)һѵɿһ(g)W(xu)Ҳ(xi)һ(g)lN߅öپöٰɣϵڿO(png)
ղķ˹ЦԒƪW(zhn)ղķ˹ȫ w(yn)ʵۮ(dng)ʹ
W(zhn)ղķ˹ȫ w(yn)ʵۮ(dng)ʹ
Tʿ(chng)84-95ؓ(f)W196163ڠԪ(du)Qղķ˹걬NBA5Ό(du)ʵۡȫ
WĽ(li)(ni)ӏDZ(bo)c̾l(f)(zhng)(zh)Sغ;S˹֡MܴܵϢJ(rn)֪¶S˹cWķĘŭWͶҲ(du)Wڳ۾S˹
(du)l(wi)܊(du)ښWĶһΔ[ÓC(j)@λTʿϰ(chng)һ10381ɿ(j)c84ؕI(xin)125ղķ˹ЧʲܶɷJ(rn)WIJ߂ղķ˹ǷN(j)ew_ʵۡЧԲһЩҲ@λ2011?du)Ԫ?du)Ć(wn)}^wô(jin)Ρ
ڶ(ji)ِM(jn)gF(xin)@ӵR^W\(yn)^(gu)(chng)oS˹ȻD(zhun)Ƶܳ˿λ]ҪsS˹o(w)ҕTʿһM(jn)˹̹-ɭλߑ(yng)W@(du)Ѱ^(gu)(li)Աҕ Tʿ(zhn)g(sh)(li)Wİȥղò^(gu)(chng)ֱӰl(f)(dng)M(jn)@NĺǺܶͶ@ʮ㏊(qing)һ֧غ(qing)(du)ע،(du)@µıo(h)(dng)WĿٶȹ^(q)r(sh)ȫտsγɊAWijҪ挦(du)˵ć£ʲܸMܚWϰ(chng)ղķ˹Ҏ(gu)֡M(jn)r(sh)Ͷ@ƫ
WĵČڵ(ji)c(du)֮gĻ(dng)ӣ߀յS˹M(jn)һ@Щ@Ȼ挦(du)ӴηķWĵM(jn)gO
(ji)ĠB(ti)ֻǕһһF(xin)ܿι(ji)62õ4c@һ(ji)64Z12ֵղķ˹Ȳʮ@
Ĺ(ji)ِcǰ(ji)һH汻οWğo(w)ȔWĴ19650õ163@31ʧ`4Σղķ˹199288@83ʧ`ֻ1Ԫ(du)QĽY(ji)Ҋ(jin)WNBA5Ό(du)ղķ˹ȫ5(chng)(g)˔(sh)(j)Ҳꔡ
Ww(yn)ղķ˹(dng)ЧTʿr(sh)ʹ~-Ɵo(w)đ(zhn)g(sh)r(sh)`r(sh)`(du)ѣղķ˹ǰ@ӵrTʿҎ(gu)ِQԲJ뿂Qِ@ĚW߀WһλܳɫTÿλԪܰݾĽɫ
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Tʿ(chng)84-95ؓ(f)W196163ڠԪ(du)Qղķ˹걬NBA5Ό(du)ʵۡȫ
WĽ(li)(ni)ӏDZ(bo)c̾l(f)(zhng)(zh)Sᱻغ;S˹
֡MܴܵϢJ(rn)֪¶S˹cWķĘŭWͶKҲأ(du)Wڳ۾S˹
(du)l(wi)܊(du)춚WĶһΔ[ÓC(j)@λTʿϰ(chng)һ10381ɿ(j)c84ؕI(xin)125ղķ˹ЧʲܶࡣɷJ(rn)WIJ߂ղķ˹ǷN(j)ew_ʵۡЧԲһЩҲ@λ2011?du)Ԫ?du)Ć(wn)}^wN(jin)Ρ ڶ(ji)ِM(jn)gF(xin)@ӵR^W\(yn)^(gu)(chng)ύoS˹ȻD(zhun)Ƶܳtλ]ҪsS˹o(w)ҕTʿһM(jn)e˹̹-ɭλߑ(yng)W@(du)Ѱ^(gu)(li)Աҕˡ Tʿ(zhn)g(sh)(li)Wİȥղأò^(gu)(chng)ֱӰl(f)(dng)M(jn)@NǺܶͶ@ʮ㏊(qing)һ֧غ(qing)(du)]،(du)@µıo(h)(dng)WĿٶȹ^(q)r(sh)ȫտsγɊAWijҪ挦(du)˵ć£ʲܸMܚWϰ(chng)ղķ˹Ҏ(gu)֡M(jn)r(sh)Ͷ@ƫ
WĵČڵ(ji)c(du)֮gĻ(dng)߀յS˹M(jn)һ@Щ@Ȼ挦(du)ӴηķWĵM(jn)gOޣ(ji)ĠB(ti)bǕһһF(xin)ܿι(ji)62õ4c@һ(ji)64Z12ֵղķ˹Ȳʮ@
Ĺ(ji)ِcǰ(ji)һH汻οWğo(w)ȔWĴ19650õ163@31ʧ`4ղķ˹199288@83ʧ`b1Ԫ(du)QĽY(ji)Ҋ(jin)WNBA5Ό(du)ղķ˹ȫ5(chng)(g)˔(sh)(j)Ҳꔡ
Ww(yn)ղķ˹(dng)ЧTʿr(sh)ʹ~-Ɵo(w)đ(zhn)g(sh)r(sh)`r(sh)`(du)ղķ˹ǰ@ӵrTʿҎ(gu)ِQԁKJ뿂Qِ@ĚW߀WһλܳɫTKÿλԪܰݾĽɫ
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