4人英語幽默劇本篇一：四人英語話劇劇本 《新梁祝外傳》(搞笑版)

四人英語話劇劇本 《新梁祝外傳》（搞笑版）

L:梁山伯Z:祝英臺 M:馬文才 X:馬文才老婆A：旁白

A: It is said that liangshanbo and zhuyingtai came together to the Ningbo university, a famous university in the world, to study English three years ago. Liangshanbo have a passion for English and learned oral English from Professor Zhou. Liangshanbo is especially good at imitating Martin Luther King's speech（L:“I have a dream ”）, Zhuyingtai has a wish to go abroad and dream that she can be The BBC Present in the future.（Z“this is BBC?.）,finally, zhuyingtai was admitted to Columbia University for the high TOEFL and GRE scores. On the day, Zhuyingtai departure, liangshanbo saw her off in the Lishe airport of Ningbo. (梁�！�小提琴)

L: Yingtai ，take care of yourself without me. I love you so much and I’ll miss you everyday！ Z: I love you, too! Shanbo, I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I am back. Wait for me just for two years.

L: OK, darling ,I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.

Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Please wait for me honey.

A：A month later, Liangshanbo called back from Ningbo??“寧波打的電話暫時無法接通””the number you have dialed is busying now”

L：what’s wrong? I worry about my dear. Maybe she has no money to use, even affording the phone charge. Let me try again.

At this time??(婚紗店)

L: Oh, Sweetie, fortunately I get touch with you , How are you my dear. I miss you so much, miss you every minute, every second. What are you doing now? ……Are you listening to me, my darling?

Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I’m sorry to tell you that I loved you before, But I think you’d better find a better girl.

L: What? Are you kidding??? Why?

Z: Because I’ll get married.

L: Married ? to who?

Z: To 英俊瀟灑，風流倜儻，玉樹臨風的Ma Wencai. He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than 都教授. And he is good at 葵花寶典。I love his money and I love his body.

L: What the hell you talking about? Are you crazy, You wait and see. I’ll give you two

some color to see see. I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America!

Z: America? You can come to America? Hahaha,….. your poor English .

A：Lovers of betrayal for no reason deeply hurt the fragile heart of Liangshanbo that he made serious oath: he would kill Zhu Ying Tai otherwise he won't be a guy in the world. So come back to NBU to learn the TOEFL and GRE. In order to be able to kill over the ocean Lovers, he remind himself every day that he has a dream.

L: I tell you, my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart.

A：A year later, Liang also came to the United States, looking for the whereabouts of the Zhu. In the streets of New York ,he found his lover Zhu Yingtai, She and Ma Wencai were just at the moment of lovey-dovey.

L: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Remember me ?. I’m here to kill you.

Z: Liang…liang .shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy now. He will kill me.

M: who are you ?

L: who the hell are you?

M: You! Get out of here.

L: You! Get out of here!

Z: liang shanbo, I persuade you to go as soon as you can ,because my dear wencai is good at 葵花寶典.

L; 葵花寶典? I am afraid of nothing, whatever葵花寶典 or新華字典. Come on!

馬文才此時害怕，躲到祝英臺身后。突然，電話鈴響。

M: take it easy. (走至角落)Hello

X: where are you? What are you doing ?with whom?

M: oh darling. I’m studying in the library. I’m busy now , I will call you later.

此時，許可從文才背后出現(xiàn)，揪住耳朵質(zhì)問??

X: you are studying? I track you all this morning!

Z： wencai, who is this woman?

M: em

X: I’m his wife, who are you?

Z: Ma wencai!

M: Sorry zhu yingtai, I lied to you. I have married already and I love my wife. I can’t leave my family and go with you. I’m so sorry!

Z: sorry your sister, you are a big cheater !(打馬文才)

X: stop!(推開祝英臺) I look down upon the kind of girl like you. what a sick litter three. Don’t contact my husband anymore. (轉臉面對馬文才)you! go home with me!(拎走馬文才) 祝英臺傷心落淚，轉身面對梁山伯。

Z: Oh, darling, you must kill me? I know I was wrong.

L: I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.

Z: When we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you’d love me forever. Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo. Please??

L: No way! Wherever

you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.

Z: Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it. If I could meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I would say tenthousand years.

And that man is you. The only man I love in this wild world is you. Only you.

L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!!

Z: Please, you know I love you. I love you just like laoshu ai dami. I want to marry you. L: HeHe Really?

Z: Oh, of course. Please don’t kill me!!!!

L: To kill or not to killthat is a question. I don’t know. Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands. Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill? (to kill)

L: You hear. I ‘m sorry. But don’t worry , I’ll go to heaven together with you.

Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden

L：（殺了祝英臺）yingtai, our love has been broken in this real world, I hope we can restart in the heaven. Yingtai, you are not alone, I’m coming!(自殺)

旁白：從此，梁山伯與祝英臺化為蝴蝶相親相愛。

男：So boys, study hard in English from now on , English is important in competing nowadays. 女：And girls, please don’t trust in 高富帥，

合：Then lovers are able to be together in the life, not need to become two butterflies . Thank you~

4人英語幽默劇本篇二：四人英語話劇劇本《新梁祝外傳》(搞笑版)

Take Me to Your Heart

Action（一）

旁白：At the airport, Zhu Yingtai is going to study English in America,Liang Shanbo was seeing her off.（機場送別）

梁: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.

祝: I love you, too! Don’t worry. Shanbo. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years.

梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.

祝: I’ll kiss you from the other side.

(抱走，走出幾步回頭再抱)

祝：This time I really should go

Action（二）

旁：When Zhu Yingtai is studying in America ,her parents are planing to marry her to Mawencai， but liangshanbo doesn't know it…

英母：darling darling…

（拉住英父）

英父： (怒氣轉身)No matter what you say is useless. The child's wedding can not be so hasty.

英母：But dearling, Mr. Ma is so handsome and so rich, There is no doubt that this is matched for marriage. And… (被父親打斷)

英父：I have told you many times, it is a new era of reform and opening-up now. We could not decide the wedding of our child.

英母：Darling….The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death .But when I am standing in front of you, yet you do not know that Ma Wencai is so handsome.

(馬文才上，拿折扇，音樂《非》起)

馬：I love Yingtai so much. It doesn't matter if you accept me or not. It doesn't matter if she loves me or not ,love is right there and it is not going to change. 英母：Oh, Wencai，you are coming，sit down please!

馬：Uncle, here are my presents，50 bottles of Maotai , three Benz and I have a big house and so on .I hope you will like them! If you promise the wedding, I will feel beyond happy .

母 ：There is no doubt that Yingtai must be your

s , you are so handsome.（被父親打斷）

父：(大怒指著馬）NO way !

馬：Why?

英父：Since you asked me so sincerely,let me tell you. Do you know who is張國榮 and who is Yaoming? And who is Du Minjun? 馬：En,…I don’t know.

英父：Do you still know who I am and who you are?

馬：…I don’t know.

英父：What do you think of yourself? You even know nothing about modern society�。ㄞD向英母）You ask me to marry our daughter to him, how can I trust him?

英母：…I have nothing to say...

馬：But, aunt has accepted my 3 million dollars and presents. 父：Money ？You think money can buy everything? True love is priceless！Only 3 million dollars… only 3 million dollars…. （逐漸反應過味來）OK,you give me 3 million dollars and I will marry Yingtai to you (掏出鋼筆來準備簽字)

Action(三)

旁：A week later, Zhu Yingtai calls Liang Shanbo from America.(一周以后，祝英臺從美國打來越洋電話。)

梁: Oh, honey, I miss you so much

祝: Shanbo. I’m calling to tell you that I love you. But I think you had better find another girl.

梁: What? Pardon?

祝: Because I’ll get married. My parents wanted me to marry Ma Wencai. He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong. And he is good at 葵花寶典。I love his money as well as his charming appearance.

梁: What are you talking about? I’ll give you some color to see see.

祝：Shanbo, If life deceives you, don't be sad, don’t be impatient, believe me. Everything will go well, everything will pass by.

梁：FUCK you. I’ll kill you! I will go to America to kill you!

祝: America? You can come to America? Haha, your English is so terrible.

旁:Liang Shanbo can’t face the reality that Zhu Yingtai gives up him,and in order to kill zhuyingtai, he decides to improve his English and go to America. Everyday, he reminds himself that he has a dream.

梁：Today, my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai in America. It is a dream that deeply roots in my heart, in my heart.

Action（四）

旁：A year later,liang Shanbo found Zhu Yingtai in America.

梁: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, do you still know who I am. I’m here to kill you.

祝: Liang….Shanbo. （轉向馬文才） Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me. 馬: You! Get out of here.

梁: You! Get out of here!

旁：Looking at Liang Shanbo, such a strong man he is. Ma Wencai thinks twice and finally decides to leave

.

馬: OK you are stronger than me. I will get out of here right now!

祝: Please don’t go. Just stay, please. He will kill me.

馬: I know! But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..

祝: You have told me that you are good at 葵花寶典?

馬: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花寶典. I’m just good at 新華字典

祝: Oh, you are a big liar. Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh, darling, you must kill me?

梁: Yes, I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.

祝:Do you still remember when we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you would love me forever. Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo.

梁: No way! Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll kill you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.

祝: Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it. If I could meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years. That man is you, The only man I love in this wild world is you. Only you. (sing)

梁:You must be kidding me！

祝: Please believe me, you know I love you. I love you just like Lao Shu ai Da Mi. I want to marry you.

梁: Really?

祝: Oh, of course. Please don’t kill me!!!!

梁: To kill or not to kill that is a question. My god, who can tell me?

4人英語幽默劇本篇三：大學生英語短劇劇本(4人)

Scene ⅰ:

地點（at campus）

人物：kevin Jason and Rita

Jason: Oh ,I’m sorry ,are you ok ? 對不起，你還好嗎？

Rita: How familiar! 好眼熟��！

J: you pick? 是你撿的嗎？

Kevin: Shut up ！誰說的！

R and J: Kevin ? 是Kevin 嗎？

K: Jasson ? Rita ?

Rita:Kevin! Do you know ? I miss you so much. we have lost much

romantic without you 你知道嗎? 我太想你了kevin,沒有你我們少了很多浪漫

Jason:It’s so nosiy here ,let’s find a quiet place to talk.這里太吵了，我們找個安靜的地方聊吧

K to R: Is it convenient for you to share your department with me during my finding job?在我找工作期間方便讓我住你的宿舍嗎?

R: Sure ,no problem,as long as avoid dormitory administrator當然沒問題,只要躲過宿管就可以了

J: But why? What happened to you ? I thought that after graduation you will live well.但是為什么��？你怎么了？我以為你畢業(yè)后會過的很好

R: You’re such a dream catcher .why are you come back to the place where you were sick of?你那么有夢想的人，怎么還要回到你曾經(jīng)連做夢都不爽的地方？

K: Because no money ,no job,even there’s no place to live.Nothing at all. 因為我沒錢、沒工作，甚至連住的地方都沒有，一無所有。 R：Impossible !這不可能！

K: This is what happened…事情是這樣的。。。

Scene ⅱ:

(at kevin’s home)

人物：Kevin , land lady Marry

M: Open the door, open the door.開門開門

K:What’s wrong ？Marry？有事嗎Marry?

M: Look,you must be paid as rent, You’ve defaulted if for 6 months. Not only didn’t I take your deposit,but also I disbursed ultilities for half a year. I’m enough of it .pay off your bills ,right now.聽著，你現(xiàn)在必須付房租，你已經(jīng)拖6個月了，我不僅沒收你押金，連水電都幫你墊付了半年。我受夠你了，付清賬單，現(xiàn)在，馬上， 立刻，馬上！

K: please, I have no money now. Look , I only eat the cheap bread for food . 拜托，我現(xiàn)在真的沒錢。看，我只能吃這種廉價的食物。 M: Wow , turn to black , is it my dog’s food ? 哇，都變色了！是我家狗的食物嗎？

K: Oh , my dear ！I promise I will pay off your debt once I find a job.

please extend a time limit.噢，天哪！拜托，我現(xiàn)在真的沒錢，我保證，一旦我找到工作我一定付清。再寬限幾天吧。

M: Find a job? Ha. . you’ve said that over 100 times. and then?找到工作？哈。。你都說了100遍了。然后呢？

K: I work so hard ,but useless.Which company would hire a man

without any certificates？我已經(jīng)很努力了，可又有什么用呢？哪家公司會雇用一個沒什么證書的人呢？！

M: There’re a lot of choices around you. dustman, babysit, salesman and so on.你身邊就有很多選擇，環(huán)衛(wèi)工人，保姆，銷售員 ，等等、、 K: No no no ….i’m a university student.i’ll be a white collar,manager orsinger.at that time ,I’ll pay your double.不不不。。我可是個大學生,我將來可是會成為白領，經(jīng)理，或是歌手什么的。那時， 我會付你雙倍。

M:Well , thank you .but I don’t’t hink I can wait to .university student.if you don’t pay off your debt,please go out..，我想我等不到那天的，“大學生”，如果你不交清房租水電就請出去

Scene ⅲ:

地點：campus

人物：K R J

K: You see ,that’s why I asked Rita’s department.這就是我為什么蹭

住R的公寓的原因

R： Why not go home ?為什么不回家呢？

K：Home? Be a farmer?no I’m going to die.回家？當農(nóng)民？我不如去死。 J： At least,you won’t worry about the food and the place to live.至少不愁吃住啊

K:simple house and diet,I can’t bear to be laughed at by rose.吃得差住的差，我可不想被ROSE笑話。

J: Oh how about rose.對了，ROSE 怎么樣了。

K: Now ,she is a civil servant,it’s unfair.these bookishes benefit

all,including JULAR, HELLEN.當公務員了，這個世界真不公平，好處都讓這些書呆子占盡了。包括Jular, Hellen.

J:No ,rose wanted to be a civil servant and succeed ,she is so extrodinary.不，ROSE 的夢想是當公務員，而且他實現(xiàn)了，真厲害。

R： She so focus on the score ,even no personality.does she have dreams.她那么重視成績，而且沒個性，她會有夢想嗎？

J：She just obey teachers.她只是太聽老師話而已。

K：She has dreams,however,I just made daydreams.oh still now,I got it that making dreams come true relys on occupations.most of us only make day_dream. Therefore ,make fun of those that accumulate capital. I have only myself to blame她有夢想，而我只是做夢。天啊，我今天才明白有夢想還要有資本，夢想才能成真，我們大多只顧做夢不去積累資本，而且還取笑那些積累資本的人，我真是咎由自取。

J: It’s not enough that just have dreams原來僅僅有夢想還是不夠的 R：Don’t be sad!we’ll help you .別難過，我們會幫助你的。

J：Yes ,you rest your heart living here, then, center your attention on finding job.是的，你就暫住這里，然后努力找工作。

K: Criticaliy, now , I have to get the one back , diploma , which I’ve lost.最可怕的是，我現(xiàn)在必須把我已經(jīng)丟掉的東西——畢業(yè)證，拿回來。 R: Ideed ,I wouldn’t l ike yours.確實，我也不想像你這樣。

R to J : how about us ? Are we still only dreaming but action?那我們又是怎樣呢？我們也還是只做夢不行動嗎？

K: Look up to the sky, more should be down-to-earth. 仰望天空，更應腳踏實地。

J: Our dream is far beyond the range of possible without efforts and sweet.不付出努力和汗水我們的夢想是不會實現(xiàn)的。

K,J,R: Dream catcher, go into action, right now.追夢人，行動起來吧

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