簡單的英語小故事,笑話。
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笑話
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That"s too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他贏了
湯姆:約翰尼,你小弟弟好嗎?
約翰尼:他害病臥床了。他受了傷。
湯姆:真糟糕,怎么回事兒?
約翰尼:我們做游戲,看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠(yuǎn),他贏了。
詩
Fortuitousness
Being a cloud in the sky
On your heart lake I cast my figure.
You don\"t have to wonder.
Nor should you cheer--
In an instant I will disappear.
On the dark sea we encounter
In different directions of our own we steer.
It\"s nice for you to remember.
But you\"d better forget the luster
That we\"ve been devoted to each other.
我是天空里的一片云,
偶爾投映在你的波心——
你不必訝異,
更無須歡喜——
在轉(zhuǎn)瞬間消滅了蹤影。
你我相逢在黑夜的海上,
你有你的,我有我的,方向;
你記得也好,
最好你忘掉,
在這交會(huì)時(shí)互放的光亮
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Part-time Job
When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles.
How was your first day? I asked.
It was great, Dad, he replied. I got to talk to some good-looking girls.
Since Stephen is not very talkative, I asked, What did you say to them?
Do you prefer paper or plastic?
?? 下面是翻譯。
? 業(yè)余工作
我兒子在一所中學(xué)讀二年級(jí)時(shí),在一家超級(jí)市場找到了一份包裝商品的業(yè)余工作。他滿面笑容地回到了家。
“第一天感覺如何?”我問。
“好極了,爸爸!彼鸬,“我跟許多漂亮的女孩子講了話!
由于斯蒂芬不善言談,我問道:“你跟他們說了些什么?”
“你是喜歡紙包裝還是塑料包裝?”
?? 希望采納哦。
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