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1.Anationwide to pedestrians from running red lights has commenced, and the enforcement of the regulations has proven somewhat , the People's Daily quoted Wang Changjun, head of the ministry's research institute on traffic management, as saying on Wednesday. 410_ʼc(din)tGһ˾ߡġЇʽ^R·О˼ǙC(j)܇Ľͨ`Оʽ{뽻ͨιc(din)ͨ^mu̎PȴʩЇʽ^R·F(xin)56_ʼʽȫз(ni)Їʽ^R·̎10ԪP
discourage pedestrians from running red lights DŽJt
@ҲᘌڡЇʽ^R· Chinese-style street crossing ˣ pedestrian ^R·cross the road һ˾ͿˣͼtGoP(gun)Jtߣviolator(jng)fѽ(jng)˺Lr(sh)gGˣǾGijm(x)r(sh)gduration^R·
3.A woman from New Hampshire, the US, was arrested for calling 911 because she wanted help Chinese food.
Police say 57-year-old Elizabeth Niemi called 911 to get medical help on March 15th. When the fire department arrived, they learned that she really just wanted help ordering food
The police department investigated, and arrested Niemi almost two weeks later. She was charged with of Emergency-911.
She was released on $5,000 and will be back in court this month
գºʲݾһŮԭܴ911ԒՈæӆв Q@Ůɯ-57q315ܴ911t(y)ˆTsl(f)F(xin)HHæӆ͡
M(jn){(dio)ڼsܺ״ǞE911Ԓ
ڽ{5000Ԫጽ@ñጣڱ³ͥ܌
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1All of life is an act of letting go, but what hurts the most is not taking a moment to say goodbye.ҲSDzط£ȻʹĵҶ]ܺúõce
2Pi : "Religion is a house with many rooms."
Writer : "But no room for doubt?"
Pi : "Oh yes! On every floor."
һкܶnjܶg
БɵĿgô
(dng)ȻÿһӶռˎg
3I must say a word about fear. It is life's only true opponent. Only fear @ff֑֣ΩһČ?yn)ֻпֲ֑ܴ?/p>
4If every unfolding we experience takes us further along in life, then, we are truly experiencing what life is offering...
҂w(yn)ÿһD(zhun)׃҂ߵøh(yun)ô҂w(yn)҂w(yn)Ė|
5Then Richard Parker, companion of my torment, awful, fierce thin
g that kept me alive, moved forward and disappeared forever from my life.Ȼǂ¡ˣǂʹʹҺµăݵĻ飬ֱǰߛ]л^h(yun)ʧҵ
26,000 dead pigs found in river. Shanghai said it pulled hundreds more dead pigs out of its main river March 13, bringing the total to just over 6,600, triggering a public outcry in China where concerns over food safety and environmental pollution run high."
ЇϺĺӵl(f)F(xin)˼s6,000^iϺٷ(bo)313̖ںѴƳ(sh)^iӋ(j)i(sh)^6,600^@eWȻҶʾʳƷl(wi)ͭh(hun)Ⱦ߶ȓ(dn)n
1. Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger man. Will said, Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it.
Bill wasn't impressed, Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!
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ͱȠڞlĸH(qing)Ѷ f ֪̫ƽҰְ֞ڵĶ
Ƞмһ Ǜ]ʲô֪Ұְ֚ġ
ĂӢL
smileЦ(yng)飬smilegһӢLmile
man who runs in front of car gets tired
һ܇ǰܕo܇݆⣨ۣtired܇݆۵˼
man who runs behind the car get exhausted
һ܇ܕܶ܇U⣨ۣ exhausted (U۵˼
Feel Unhappy.y
Son: Is it wrong to give anyone mental or physical hurt when he felt unhappy?
Father: Of cause, it is
Son: Fine, now I am feeling so bad. I lost in two subjects this time.Father(angrily): What? You------
ӣDzǮ(dng)yܕr(sh)Ͳ(yng)ԓٽowϵĴ̼
HǮ(dng)Ȼ
ӣǺã@ЃTnҬF(xin)yܡ
H()ʲô㡭
Its not that. ǘӵġ
A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet.B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella.
A: No, it wasnt raining.
AҿҊ7Ůһтs]һܝ
BһǰѺܴĂɣ
A(dng)r(sh)]ꡣ
Compare other thingsһ
Son: Mom, John has a pair of shoes with Gordons name signed
Mom: You just care about this? Havent you compared other things? Son: Yes, his mother is prettier than you.
ӣJohnp̵Ь
ֻP(gun)@һ|
ӣаƯ
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. A
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ķ⣬ô
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I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,
What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
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2. The Fish Net
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl. ~W(wng)
"ܸV~W(wng)ʲôĆ" ώl(f)
"SСK˨һͳ~W(wng)ˡ" СŮش
3. The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."
ώ
91գ ηŌW(xu)ص
"Σϲgゃώ"
"Ҳϲg?yn)f336, ɺf24Ҳ6"
3.ώںڰόһ䣺Time is money.
ͬW(xu)gW(xu)ķ
4.СӢnr(sh)ώfMay I go to the toilet?
ώfGo ahead.
С^һСָώfMay I go to the toilet? ώfGo ahead.
С߅ͬW(xu)̲ס㲻ǸώfҪώô ȥf] ώfȥむ^
СЇij(x)ZFrench window شtake French leave oeFrench grey \ɫ India paper ӡˢIndian rubble zIrish bull ìܵfIrish potato RIndia cedar ɼJordan almond Mexican bean beetle ưxRussian olive ɳЇij(x)ZRussian dressing SuSwiss roll Swiss cheese һNӲScotch broth ţ߲˜Scotch collops [ƬScotch cousin h(yun)HSpanish athlete ôţTurkish bath Turkish paste ɰܛgo Dutch ԸZTo meet Waterloo ֮(zi)It`s Greek to meҲ֪Greek Kalends ĬCastle in SpainSpoil Egyptians ʹṩԼҪĖ|Do in Rome as Romans Do l(xing)SCarry Coa
ls to Newcastle һeЇij(x)ZAmerican plan ʳޣ American cloth ɫˮChina ink ֭Chinese cabbage ײChinese checkers 壻Dutch bargain ƽDutch wife ^ double Dutch ĪԒspoil the Egyptians Zȡ˵ؔ(ci) French fries ըl There are so many things can make you happyDon`t focus too much on things that make you sad ֵød̫eĿⶼЩ㲻. When you can`t remember why you`re hurt,that`s when you`re healed. һ죬(dng)l(f)F(xin)Ҳӛʲô܂ǾȬ֮r(sh)
Life is never easy for those who dream. ЩЉˁfāôYou do not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you live is a special occasion. ҪĖ|ijһeĕr(sh)̶A(y)?yn)ÿһ춼ôeIf you wait to do everything until you`re sure it`s right, you`ll probably never do much of anything. ȵÿ¶_njIJȥҲSh(yun)ɲʲôSometimes you need to step outside, clear your head, and remind yourself of who you are and where you wanna be. Еr(sh)Ҫ_һc(din)ſһȻԼlҪȥTrue friends are those who won`t feel embarrassed when stay together saying nothing rather than having endless wordsĺһIJԒ}һ㲻fԒҲеΡGiving up doesn`t mean you`re weak, sometimes it means you`re strong enough to let go. ~~~ ŗ]Еr(sh)?yn)?qing)܉_(jng)oյBe the actor of your own life, not a spectator of others` lives. ԼǣDŽeеĿYou don`t always have to be nice. Sometimes, just show your bad side and you will know who can accept the real you. 㲻ؕr(sh)r(sh)̶̿F(xin)ôеĕr(sh)ҪԼõһչF(xin)@͕֪lܽһ㡣Sometimes God doesn`t give you what you want, not because you don`t deserve it, but because you deserve more. ~~~ Еr(sh)]нoҪģ?yn)㲻ֵÓиõģTIME doesn`t only make you find out more about people, it makes you find out more about who you`re. ---r(sh)gH㿴eҲJ(rn)Լ
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4ijµúܴϰ徹ҪһT杲Tɻؿfϰ壬ϰŭǾ͓ȥ
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,ʮ犺,Ǻ܇@ͣڽ߅u܇fô]ρ, P(gun)܇TԞρ,ȥă,һ^],@ҹć?bio)?..
7ij⣬·һŮҪƴ܇˾C(j)ܸͣ@һŮͬ·ƴƴ]뵽˾C(j)f܇ɣǶβҪX
8Сr(sh)ҾͿҋf(zhn)ٿ^m(x)дҋִҞƤ֮࣬ӲY(ji)ҋfƢ߀ͦƢǰɣȻҴQAQ
9ŮϱDą^(q)eһλźf:ǂϱDóԑ,˯,Ҳ],|߀҃õgo,̫^.ֆ:Ů߀e f,^ĺҸ,ҶܺãҲն̎ȥ棬Ҳ˯Ů߀|͵
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14һҪ?d)һֻuˣRǰuҷgu^f@Ҫ㡱ҿu^y.....
15ССİѐۯ4ں߅ĵĿ ܿɑz͏ĺóһۯ5DzģСu^óһۯ4SСfu^óːۯ4Сc(din)^f@ҵ\(sh)ĺ@3ۯ㶼ȥɣҲ
16҆ѣЂǰҵҲڱҳ
ѣʲôr(sh) ң ѣǕٽ ң45?? ѣȥ˼sú^ԺӰɡ
17ҋd˃ɱȻһ@fӣСr(sh)]㿴?Ҝ(zhn)䰲οĕr(sh)^һ̧f]һʺҸXȫ綼o~~~
18ҵ܇韩ҿһҪײVһxˡ ɣҿ??(??)??ײˡ
19·^Tl(wi)ҌҺСĸ߅ͬ¶ˡԿ ֮X^ʹr܇ĸ?? ԭǡСĸ͡
20͵죬ϋһĘfL@ô]ҪԱϰ߅f˾䡰e@fһĘdؿϰ߀ҡϰֽһ䣺"߀Ϲ". һ
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22Zώnvյ~r(sh)f@䌤ҒҒKKݡF(xin)߀l܌@ôõįB~ЦĬĬW(xu)W(xu)˯˯ۡǰ(f)(x)r(sh)y˯뿧MwҲs˱
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