英語笑話演講篇一：中英文幽默演講

幽默演講——調(diào)侃自己（中英對照）

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演講者如何調(diào)侃自己

作為一個演講者，我從觀眾那只得到過兩種抱怨：一種是我講話聲音太大了，他們無法入睡；第二種是我講得時間太長了，他們無法一直清醒。 As a speaker, I’ve only had two complaints from audiences. One, that I talk so loud they can’t fall asleep. And two, that I talk so long they can’t stay awake.

創(chuàng)新句子：你們或者睡覺，或者不睡，只要不打呼嚕，我就接著講。

作為一個講演者，他的演講總拿來和林肯的哥得堡演講[一個著名的演講]相比較。當(dāng)他演講結(jié)束時，也有悲傷、眼淚和悲痛——特別是計劃委員會。 As a speaker, he has often been compared to Abraham Lincoln delivering the Gettysburg Address. When he finishes his speech, there is also sorrow, tears and mourning ---- especially by the program committee.

幽默注釋：演講者講得太糟糕了，組織者哭得很傷心。

演講結(jié)束時，宴會主人感謝你從繁忙的日程中抽出時間來——你泰然自若，優(yōu)雅地點頭微笑著，心里非常清楚你日歷上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝點咖啡。

Poise is when you finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busy schedule to be a part of their program --- and you nod and smile graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast.

幽默注釋：一些老干部退休后沒什么事干，有人請他參加一些活動，他還假裝很忙，好象推開了很多事才趕去似的。

過去我演講時常常會比較緊張，但那時我看到一條信息說如果你想象所有的觀眾都是裸體會有所幫助。此時此刻，我站在這里想象著觀眾都是裸體，真的起作用，我不再緊張了，但眼睛有些疲勞。

I used to get nervous when giving a speech but then I read that it helps to think of the entire audience as being naked. And so, at this very moment, I’m

standing up here imagining every one in this audience as being naked. And it really works. I no suffer from nervousness. Eyestrain. Yes.

幽默注釋：把觀眾想象成裸體，意思是我不怕你們，就不緊張了。

創(chuàng)新句子：大部分人站在講臺上都會有點兒緊張，我屬于少部分人，我非常緊張。

我本人不自負(fù)——我簡直不能告訴你們我是多么欽佩我這一點。 Personally, I have never been conceited --- and I can’t tell you how much I admire myself for that.

幽默句子：他因為自己不自負(fù)，所以變得非常驕傲。

創(chuàng)新句子：我一點兒都不自負(fù)，我希望別人也這么看我。

我先用簡單明了的英語演講，以后我再翻譯給律師聽。

Let me put this into plain English. I’ll translate it for the lawyers later. 幽默注釋：律師總喜歡用復(fù)雜的語言，簡單的話都聽不懂了。

創(chuàng)新句子：我的講話有三個版本，小學(xué)生版本，中學(xué)生版本，大學(xué)生版本，你是聽小學(xué)一年紀(jì)版的，還是小學(xué)二年紀(jì)版的？

如果你聽過這個故事，請不要打斷我，我就知道這一個故事。

If you’ve already heard this story, please don’t stop me because it’s the only one I know.

幽默注釋：就是你知道兩個故事，講故事前也可以這么說。

創(chuàng)新句子：我講個笑話，如果你們聽過，也希望裝做沒聽過，我也這樣照顧你們。

演講就象給草坪澆水，如果有四分之一的水滲下去你就滿意了。

Making a speech is like watering a lawn. You’re satisfied if just a quarter of it sinks in.

幽默注釋：有人打呼嚕，有人說話，都是正常的，有四分之一觀眾聽就不錯了。

演講開始時我們有一些共同點，你們不知道我要講什么——我也不知道。 At the very start, let me just say that we both have something in common. You don’t know what I’m going to say --- and neither do I.

幽默句子：即興演講的開場白。

創(chuàng)新句子：我不知道你們會不會喜歡我的演講，我不知道我要講點兒什么。

開始前我想告訴你們下面的演講已經(jīng)編輯成了電視節(jié)目，我現(xiàn)在少講20分鐘，我們能夠及時趕回家看2臺的節(jié)目。

Before I begin, I want you to know that the following speech has been edited for television. I cut 20 minutes out of it so we could all get home in time for the game on channel 2.

幽默注釋：放著現(xiàn)場不看，偏要回家在電視上看。

可能你們有些人知道我今晚出現(xiàn)在這里有兩個原因：第一個原因是你們的計劃委員會一直在設(shè)法尋找一個聰明、有趣、老練的演講者，——他們找到了。第二個原因是那個人病了，所以就打電話把我找來了。

As some of you may know, I’m appearing here tonight for two very good reasons. The first reason is your Program Committee was trying to find a speaker who’s intelligent, entertaining, sophisticated --- and they did. The second reason is, he got sick so they called me.

幽默注釋：一開始好象在說自己很牛，其實就是個臨時替場。

創(chuàng)新句子：我認(rèn)為我演講很風(fēng)趣，可為什么沒人笑呢？

有人有舞臺恐懼癥，我沒有；舞臺不會怎么樣我，是觀眾快把我嚇?biāo)懒耍?Some people suffer from stage fright. I don’t. The stage doesn’t bother me at all. It’s the audience that scares the hell out of me!

幽默注釋：stage fright舞臺恐懼癥，而不是舞臺嚇唬我。

我們每個人都希望能在某一時刻把時鐘撥回去。如果我能夠把時鐘撥回去 At one time or another, I think each of us has wished we could turn back the clock. I know if I could turn back the clock just 45 minutes, I’d be the happiest person in this room. Because that’s when I left my speech on the kitchen table. 幽默注釋：自己上臺前還在刻苦練習(xí)，演講稿落家里了，講錯了希望觀眾包涵。

我不想吹牛，但上次我演講時所有的觀眾都站了起來，他們再也沒有坐下，直到走到他們的汽車那兒。

I don’t want to brag, but the last time I did this it brought the audience to its feet. And they never sat down again until they reached their cars.

幽默注釋：觀眾聽他演講，都站起來走了，他還在吹牛呢。

創(chuàng)新句子：我演講時用一種平緩的語速娓娓道來，觀眾睡得很香甜。

如果我有點兒猶豫，你們一定要原諒我，這是我第一次飯后演講——在賣當(dāng)勞里沖我的小孩兒喊叫除外。

If I’m a little hesitant, you’ll have to excuse me. This is the first after-dinner speech I’ve ever made ---except for yelling at my kids in McDonald’s. 幽默注釋：自嘲自己演講沒什么經(jīng)驗。

創(chuàng)新句子：你可能知道我已經(jīng)養(yǎng)成了飯后演講的習(xí)慣。

我不習(xí)慣面對這么多觀眾演講，讓我鼓起勇氣的一件事情就是我在談?wù)撐易钕矚g的題目——我。

I’m not used to speaking to such a large audience. The one thing that gives me courage is that I’m speaking on my favorite subject --- me.

幽默注釋：電視上老是邀請一些名人在那兒大談自己，這些人開場可以這么說。

人們總問我為什么我戴頂10加侖的紅色帽子（或者一些其它非常顯眼的衣服飾品），我告訴他們那是我采取的積極現(xiàn)實的生活態(tài)度。我知道不管發(fā)生什么事情，善良的上帝總在注視著我們�，F(xiàn)在地球上有60億人，我希望上帝能從蕓蕓眾生中一眼就挑出我來。

People always ask me why I wear a big red ten gallon hat (or some other very noticeable article of clothing) and I tell them. It has to do with taking a positive but practical view of life. For instance, I know that no matter what happens, the good Lord is watching over us. Then again, there are now six billion of us, so I want to make darn sure He can pick me out of the crowd.

英語笑話演講篇二：幽默英語演講小短文(2分鐘的)[1]1

幽默英語演講小短文(2分鐘的)

As food is to the body, so is learning to the mind. Our bodies grow and muscles develop with the intake of adequate nutritious food. Likewise, we should keep learning day by day to maintain our keen mental power and expand our intellectual capacity. Constant learning supplies us with inexhaustible fuel for driving us to sharpen our power of reasoning, analysis, and judgment. Learning incessantly is the surest way to keep pace with the times in the information age, and an infallible warrant of success in times of uncertainty.

Once learning stops, vegetation sets in. It is a common fallacy to regard school as the only workshop for the acquisition of knowledge. On the contrary, learning should be a never-ending process, from the cradle to the grave. With the world ever changing so fast, the cease from learning for just a few days will make a person lag behind. What's worse, the animalistic instinct dormant deep in our subconsciousness will come to life, weakening our will to pursue our noble ideal, sapping our

determination to sweep away obstacles to our success and strangling our desire for the refinement of our character. Lack of learning will inevitably lead to the stagnation of the mind, or even worse, its fossilization, Therefore, to stay mentally young, we have to take learning as a lifelong career.

學(xué)習(xí)之于心靈，就像食物之于身體一樣。攝取了適量的營養(yǎng)

食物，我們的身體得以生長而肌肉得以發(fā)達(dá)。同樣地，我們應(yīng)該日復(fù)一日不斷地學(xué)習(xí)以保持我們敏銳的心智能力，并擴(kuò)充我們的智力容量。不斷的學(xué)習(xí)提供我們用不盡的燃料，來驅(qū)使我們磨利我們的推理、分析和判斷的能力。持續(xù)的學(xué)習(xí)是在信息時代中跟時代并駕齊驅(qū)的最穩(wěn)當(dāng)?shù)姆椒�，也是在變動的世代中成功的可靠保證。

一旦學(xué)習(xí)停止，單調(diào)貧乏的生活就開始了。視學(xué)校為汲取知識的唯一場所是種常見的謬誤。相反地，學(xué)習(xí)應(yīng)該是一種無終止的歷程，從生到死。由于世界一直快速地在變動，只要學(xué)習(xí)停頓數(shù)日就將使人落后。更糟的是，蟄伏在我們潛意識深處的獸性本能就會復(fù)活，削弱我們追求高貴理想的意志，弱化我們掃除成功障礙的決心，而且扼殺我們凈化我們?nèi)烁竦挠�望。缺少學(xué)習(xí)將不可避免地導(dǎo)致心靈的停滯，甚至更糟地，使其僵化。因此，為了保持心理年輕，我們必須將學(xué)習(xí)當(dāng)作一生的事業(yè)。

2．heavy schoolwork【課業(yè)繁重】

In my opinion, the schoolwork now being assigned to high school students is too heavy. While it is true that students need to study, they need other things as well if they are to grow into healthy and well-rounded adults. High should be allowed more time for play. Playing is not wasting time, as some think. It gives them physical exercise, and also exercise their imagination. Which tends to be stifled by too much study. Finally, the pressure put on high school students by excessive schoolwork can cause

serious stress, which is unhealthy physically and mentally. I do not advocate the elimination of schoolwork. I do think, however, that a

reduction of the current heavy load would be beneficial to students and to the society as a whole.

我認(rèn)為目前高中生的課業(yè)實在太重了，雖然說學(xué)生的確應(yīng)當(dāng)念書，但是要想長大成為健全的人，他門還需要一些其它的東西，所以應(yīng)該給高中生較多從事娛樂的時間。娛樂并不如某些人所想的，是在浪費(fèi)時間，它可以讓學(xué)生鍛煉身體，發(fā)揮被繁重課業(yè)扼殺的想象力。此外，繁重的課業(yè)加諸在高中生身上的壓力可能引起嚴(yán)重的情緒緊張，這對身心都有害。我并非主張廢除學(xué)校課業(yè)，但是我認(rèn)為減輕目前繁重的課業(yè)對于學(xué)生和整個社會都是有益的。

3．Time【時間】

Lost time is never found again. This is something which I learned very clearly last semester. I spent so much time fooling around that my grades began to suffer. I finally realized that something had to be done. It was time for a change.

Now I have a new plan for using my time wisely. I have set my alarm clock ahead half an hour. This will give me a head start on the day. I have also decided to keep a log of what I do and when I do it. Looking back on what I’ve done will give me some ideas on how to reorganize my time. 時光一去不復(fù)返，這是我上學(xué)期清楚學(xué)到的教訓(xùn)。我浪費(fèi)很

多時間四處游蕩，以致于我的成績開始退步。最后我終于了解到我必須有所作為；該是痛改前非的時候了。

現(xiàn)在我有一個明智運(yùn)用時間的新方法。我已將鬧鐘早撥半小時，這將使我這一天的作息提前開始。我也決定將我所做的一切及做這些事的時間記錄下來�；仡櫸宜�做的事情會啟發(fā)我如何重新安排我的時間。

4．Work and Play【工作與娛樂】

Work and play do not contradict each other; in fact, they complement each other. As the saying goes, "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." A life burdened with work leads you nowhere, for you would get tired and bored with your daily routine work. On the other hand, proper

recreation will relieve the tension and discomfort of our monotonous life because it offers you various ways to let out your pent-up emotions. What I usually do to relax after school is jogging and seeing movies. Usually I don't spare time for exercise, but I value the physical education class at school. Jogging several rounds in the field certainly relieves the day's pressure. On weekends, I'll catch the morning movie for my visual enjoyment. I feel revived and energetic for another week's work-load. 工作與娛樂并不互相沖突，事實上，它們之間的關(guān)系還相輔相成。有句格言說：「整日工作而沒有休閑娛樂，會令人變得沉悶乏味�！贡还ぷ髦�?fù)?dān)壓得喘不過氣來的生活，將使你一事無成，因為你將對一成不變

的例行公事感到厭煩。由另一方面

來說，適度的娛樂活動能提供各種管道，來渲泄你被壓抑的情緒，減輕單調(diào)生活中的緊張與不悅。

放學(xué)之后，我最常做的休閑活動，便是慢跑與看電影。通常我并不特地?fù)艹鰰r間來做運(yùn)動，但是我很重視學(xué)校的體育課。在操場上慢跑幾圈，無疑地可以減輕一天的壓力。在周末時，我都去看早場電影，享受視覺饗宴。如此一來，我將有如再生般的充沛活力，去面對下一星期的工作量。

5．My first Job【我的第一份工作】

My first job was at a cramming school. It was three years ago when I just graduated from junior high school and finished the entrance

examination. since I had nothing to do that summer, I decided to find a job, tasting the joy of independence.

I was responsible for answering the telephone and taking the message. I worked eight hours a day, six days a week. The work was not difficult nor heavy to me and I guess I did well. The most delighted thing was perhaps that I could spend the money I earned all by myself.

我的第一份工作是在一家補(bǔ)習(xí)班做事。那是三年前我剛從國中畢業(yè)，考完聯(lián)考時的事了。既然我那整個夏天都閑著沒事，倒不如找份差事，嘗嘗獨立賺錢的快樂。

我負(fù)責(zé)接聽電話且紀(jì)錄留言的工作。我一天工作八小時，一星期工作六天。那份工作對我而言既不困難亦不沉重，所以我想我還滿稱職的。而最令人快樂的事大概莫過于花全部由自己

英語笑話演講篇三：三分鐘幽默英語演講

my chinese dream

我的中國夢

i am very glad to stand here to give thier a short speech.today my topic is that the youth are the future of motherland

很高興站在這里做這篇短小的演講，我演講的主題是青年是祖國的未來。

在準(zhǔn)備英語演講比賽的時候，我本想簡單地從網(wǎng)上搜索一些文章作為我演講的內(nèi)容。我看過很多文章，有著名主持人的、北大教授的、大學(xué)生的，也有初中生的。但是看完之后，我放棄了當(dāng)初的想法，我甚至為當(dāng)初的想法感到有一些羞愧。因為今天我站在這里向大家演講的主題，是一個莊重而嚴(yán)肅的主題；是一個充滿榮耀與自豪的主題；是每一個中華兒女共同期盼的主題。每個人都有屬于他們自己的中國夢，而我，當(dāng)然也有一直縈繞在心懷只屬于我的中國夢。

so what?s my chinese dream ? finally i will announce.

we had learned a lot of knowledge and understood a lot of truth in the book. we had a basic concept to our country at that time. we know that our country is full of sunshine , and we are the future of our country, and our dreams are to be the hope of our motherland.

我的中國夢是什么樣的？先賣個關(guān)子。

記得剛剛上學(xué)那會兒，我們天真無邪。在課本里，我們學(xué)到了很多很多知識，也明白了很多很多道理，我們對祖國也有了一個最基本的概念。我們知道我們的祖國到處充滿陽光，正在慢慢發(fā)展，而我們，就是祖國未來的花朵，未來的希望。我們夢想將來能夠成為祖國的希望。

這，是我們最初的中國夢。最真誠的我們，最真誠的夢。

但是，不知道什么時候開始，我們長大了，生活似乎一下子變得和以前不太一樣了，與此同時，雖然我們很不想承認(rèn)但是卻又不得不承認(rèn)的是，我們的思想，我們的為人處世觀，我們對我們祖國的看法，也潛移默化中慢慢開始了轉(zhuǎn)變。我們的社會變得到處充滿欺騙、冷漠、勾心斗角、壓力、腐敗、險惡，我們變得暴躁，不冷靜，憤世嫉俗。我們的國家，似乎也開始變得千瘡百孔。而好多我們親愛的祖國委以重任培養(yǎng)的青年學(xué)生們變得輕浮、急躁，更別提什么夢想，什么中國夢了？

are we sick, or is our dear motherland sick?

我很驚訝，當(dāng)大街上有老人摔倒，我們不敢再去扶起；我很難過，當(dāng)有人做了好事被報道，更多的人說他做作；我很傷心，當(dāng)我看到我們眾多的青年人變得冷漠、市儈、欺詐以及缺乏理想。

到底是我們病了，還是我們親愛的祖國病了？

i dont want to talk about the construction of our country politics, and

also speak impassioned speech on the diaoyu island event .i just want to appeal young people,showing the side of youth,good and confidence.we must learn to organize our own thoughts, correct our own concept, and change our direction to the right side in future life. china dream actually lies in our young generation, especially of the intellectuals.

我的中國夢，不想大談?wù)�治，也不想對釣魚島事件發(fā)表慷慨激昂的演講。我只想呼吁，呼吁我們年輕人，呼吁我們祖國的希望能夠?qū)⑽覀兊那啻阂幻妫瑢⑽覀兊纳屏家幻�，將我們的自信一面好好展現(xiàn)出來。我們要學(xué)會整理自己的思想，端正自己看問題的觀念，擺正自己的人生方向。我們的中國夢實際上正掌握在我們自己手上，掌握在我們年青一代，尤其是知識分子手上。

也許，一個人，是渺小的；但是當(dāng)他和祖國聯(lián)系起來時，就是偉大的。也許，一個夢想，是渺小的，但是當(dāng)它成為祖國的夢想時，就是不可估量的。也許，我無法用自己一個人的力量撬起整個中國，但是我們千千萬萬年輕人一起為祖國的夢想去奮斗時，我們的祖國就足以令世界顫抖、動容。

i dream to construct our beauty china with millions of young people who have the same dream. we do it without exaggeration but only with persistence.

我夢想和萬千具有相同夢想的年輕人去建設(shè)我們的美麗中國，沒有虛浮，只有執(zhí)著，只有奮斗，只有勇于擔(dān)當(dāng)。這就是我的中國夢！

that is my speech,thanks everyone.

我的演講就到這里，謝謝大家。

we are the world ,we are the future

世界是我們的，未來是我們的

someone said “we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite”. i don?t know who wrote these words, but i?ve always liked them as a reminder that the future can be anything we want it to be. we are all in the position of the farmers. if we plant a good seed ,we reap a good harvest. if we plant nothing at all, we harvest nothing at all.

一些人說?我們正在讀一本無窮的書中的第一章的第一節(jié)。?我不知道誰寫了這些話，但是我一直很喜歡它，因為它提醒了我，我們能夠創(chuàng)造我們想要的未來。

we are young. “how to spend the youth?” it is a meaningful

question. to answer it, first i have to ask “what do you understand by the word youth?” youth is not a time of life, it?s a state of mind. it?s not a matter of rosy cheeks, red lips or supple knees. it?s the matter of the will. it?s the freshness of the deep spring of life.

我們都是農(nóng)夫。如果我們播下好的種子，我們將會豐收。如果我們的種子很差，有很多草籽，收割的將是無用的莊稼。如果我們什么也不播種，什么收獲也沒有。

youth means a temperamental predominance of courage over

timidity of the appetite , for adventure over the love of ease. this often exists in a man of 60 more than a boy of 20 . nobody grows old merely by a number of years . we grow old by deserting our ideals. years wrinkle the skin , but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul . worry , fear , self –distrust bows the heart and turns the spirit back to dust .

我們是年輕的。?怎樣度過青春??這是個有意義的問題。為了去回答它，我首先要問?從‘青春’這個詞中你能理解到什么?? 青春不是人生的一個時期，而是精神的一種狀態(tài)。青春不是桃面、丹唇、柔膝，而是深沉的意志，。青春是生命的深泉在涌流.

whether 60 of 16 , there is in every human being ?s heart the lure of wonders, the unfailing childlike appetite of what?s next and the joy of the game of living . in the center of your heart and my heart there?s a wireless station : so long as it receives messages of beauty , hope ,cheer, courage and power from men and from the infinite, so long as you are young .

a poet said “to see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an

hour. several days ago, i had a chance to listen to a lecture. i learnt a lot there. i?d like to share it with all of you. let?s show our right palms. we can see

three lines that show how our love.career and life is. i have a short line of life. what about yours? i wondered whether we could see our future in this way. well, let?s make a fist. where is our future? where is our love, career, and life? tell me.yeah, it is in our hands. it is held in ourselves.

一位詩人說?從一粒沙看世界，從一朵花看天堂，把無限放在你的手掌，永恒在一剎那里收藏?。幾天前，我有了一個聽講座的機(jī)會，從中我學(xué)到了很多東西�，F(xiàn)在，我想把這些與大家共享。讓我們伸出右手，我們可以看到手掌中的展示我們的愛，事業(yè)和生活的三條線。我在生活方面這條線很短，那你們的呢?我想知道我們是否可以用這種辦法去看我們的未來。好的，讓我們一起握拳。我們的未來在哪兒?我們的愛、事業(yè)和生活在哪兒?告訴我!是的，它們就在我們的手中。它們被我們自己掌握著。

we all want the future to be better than the past. but the future can go better itself. don?t cry because it is over, smile because it happened. from the past, we?ve learnt that the life is tough, but we are tougher. we?ve learnt that we can?t choose how we feel, but we can choose what篇二：幽默英語演講小短文(2分鐘的)

as food is to the body, so is learning to the mind. our bodies grow and muscles develop with the intake of adequate nutritious food. likewise, we should keep learning day by day to maintain our keen mental power and expand our intellectual capacity. constant learning supplies us with inexhaustible fuel for driving us to sharpen our power of reasoning, analysis, and judgment. learning incessantly is the surest way to keep pace with the times in the information age, and an infallible warrant of success in times of uncertainty.

學(xué)習(xí)之于心靈，就像食物之于身體一樣。攝取了適量的營養(yǎng)食物，我們的身體得以生長而肌肉得以發(fā)達(dá)。同樣地，我們應(yīng)該日復(fù)一日不斷地學(xué)習(xí)以保持我們敏銳的心智能力，并擴(kuò)充我們的智力容量。不斷的學(xué)習(xí)提供我們用不盡的燃料，來驅(qū)使我們磨利我們的推理、分析和判斷的能力。持續(xù)的學(xué)習(xí)是在信息時代中跟時代并駕齊驅(qū)的最穩(wěn)當(dāng)?shù)姆椒ǎ�也是在變動的世代中成功的可靠保證。

一旦學(xué)習(xí)停止，單調(diào)貧乏的生活就開始了。視學(xué)校為汲取知識的唯一場所是種常見的謬誤。相反地，學(xué)習(xí)應(yīng)該是一種無終止的歷程，從生到死。由于世界一直快速地在變動，只要學(xué)習(xí)停頓數(shù)日就將使人落后。更糟的是，蟄伏在我們潛意識深處的獸性本能就會復(fù)活，削弱我們追求高貴理想的意志，弱化我們掃除成功障礙的決心，而且扼殺我們凈化我們?nèi)烁竦挠�望。缺少學(xué)習(xí)將不可避免地導(dǎo)致心靈的停滯，甚至更糟地，使其僵化。因此，為了保持心理年輕，我們必須將學(xué)習(xí)當(dāng)作一生的事業(yè)。

2．heavy schoolwork【課業(yè)繁重】

in my opinion, the schoolwork now being assigned to high school students is too heavy. while it is true that students need to study, they need other things as well if they are to grow into healthy and well-rounded adults. high should be allowed more time for play. playing is not wasting time, as some think. it gives them physical exercise, and also exercise their imagination. which tends to be stifled by too much study. finally, the pressure put on high school students by excessive schoolwork can cause serious stress, which is unhealthy physically and mentally. i do not advocate the elimination of schoolwork. i do think, however, that a reduction of the current heavy load would be beneficial to students and to the society as a whole.

我認(rèn)為目前高中生的課業(yè)實在太重了，雖然說學(xué)生的確應(yīng)當(dāng)念書，但是要想長大成為健全的人，他門還需要一些其它的東西，所以應(yīng)該給高中生較多從事娛樂的時間。娛樂并不如

某些人所想的，是在浪費(fèi)時間，它可以讓學(xué)生鍛煉身體，發(fā)揮被繁重課業(yè)扼殺的想象力。此外，繁重的課業(yè)加諸在高中生身上的壓力可能引起嚴(yán)重的情緒緊張，這對身心都有害。我并非主張廢除學(xué)校課業(yè)，但是我認(rèn)為減輕目前繁重的課業(yè)對于學(xué)生和整個社會都是有益的。

3．time【時間】

lost time is never found again. this is something which i learned very clearly last semester. i spent so much time fooling around that my grades began to suffer. i finally realized that something had to be done. it was time for a change.

now i have a new plan for using my time wisely. i have set my alarm clock ahead half an hour. this will give me a head start on the day. i have also decided to keep a log of what i do and when i do it. looking back on what i’ve done will give me some ideas on how to reorganize my time. 時光一去不復(fù)返，這是我上學(xué)期清楚學(xué)到的教訓(xùn)。我浪費(fèi)很多時間四處游蕩，以致于我的成績開始退步。最后我終于了解到我必須有所作為；該是痛改前非的時候了。

現(xiàn)在我有一個明智運(yùn)用時間的新方法。我已將鬧鐘早撥半小時，這將使我這一天的作息提前開始。我也決定將我所做的一切及做這些事的時間記錄下來。回顧我所做的事情會啟發(fā)我如何重新安排我的時間。

4．work and play【工作與娛樂】

what i usually do to relax after school is jogging and seeing movies. usually i dont spare time for exercise, but i value the physical education class at school. jogging several rounds in the field certainly relieves the days pressure. on weekends, ill catch the morning movie for my visual enjoyment. i feel revived and energetic for another weeks work-load.

工作與娛樂并不互相沖突，事實上，它們之間的關(guān)系還相輔相成。有句格言說：「整日工作而沒有休閑娛樂，會令人變得沉悶乏味�！贡还ぷ髦�?fù)?dān)壓得喘不過氣來的生活，將使你一事無成，因為你將對一成不變的例行公事感到厭煩。由另一方面來說，適度的娛樂活動能提供各種管道，來渲泄你被壓抑的情緒，減輕單調(diào)生活中的緊張與不悅。

放學(xué)之后，我最常做的休閑活動，便是慢跑與看電影。通常我并不特地?fù)艹鰰r間來做運(yùn)動，但是我很重視學(xué)校的體育課。在操場上慢跑幾圈，無疑地可以減輕一天的壓力。在周末時，我都去看早場電影，享受視覺饗宴。如此一來，我將有如再生般的充沛活力，去面對下一星期的工作量。

5．my first job【我的第一份工作】

my first job was at a cramming school. it was three years ago when i just graduated from junior high school and finished the entrance examination. since i had nothing to do that summer, i decided to find a job, tasting the joy of independence.i was responsible for answering the telephone and taking the message. i worked eight hours a day, six days a week. the work was not difficult nor heavy to me and i guess i did well. the most delighted thing was perhaps that i could spend the money i earned all by myself.

我的第一份工作是在一家補(bǔ)習(xí)班做事。那是三年前我剛從國中畢業(yè)，考完聯(lián)考時的事了。既然我那整個夏天都閑著沒事，倒不如找份差事，嘗嘗獨立賺錢的快樂。

我負(fù)責(zé)接聽電話且紀(jì)錄留言的工作。我一天工作八小時，一星期工作六天。那份工作對我而言既不困難亦不沉重，所以我想我還滿稱職的。而最令人快樂的事大概莫過于花全部由自己賺來的錢了！

6．my favorite sports【我最喜愛的運(yùn)動】

sports help everyone to keep healthy, happy, and efficient. so i pay special attention to games, especially table-tennis. table tennis is my favorite game. i play it almost every day.

table-tennis is an ideal game us because it brings the whole body into action. it strengthens our muscles, expands our lungs, promotes the circulation of the blood, and causes a healthy action of the skin. besides, it is very amusing and does not cost us much money. table-tennis is very

moderate; it is not so rough as football. it is an indoor game and can be played even on rainy days. thus, it is my favorite kind of exercise.

運(yùn)動能幫助每一個人保持健康、快樂和有效率。所以我特別重視運(yùn)動，特別是桌球，桌球是我最喜歡的運(yùn)動。我?guī)缀趺刻焱妗?/p>

桌球?qū)ξ覀兌�言，是一項理想的運(yùn)動，因為它可以使我們?nèi)�身運(yùn)動，它可以增強(qiáng)我們的肌肉，擴(kuò)張我們的肺部，促進(jìn)血液循環(huán)，并且使肌膚產(chǎn)生健康作用，此外，它很有趣而且所費(fèi)不多。桌球是相當(dāng)溫和適中的，它不像足球那么粗野。它是一種室內(nèi)運(yùn)動，甚至在下雨天也能玩。因此，桌球是我最喜愛的一種運(yùn)動。篇三：三分鐘英語演講稿

家推薦一篇優(yōu)秀的3分鐘英語演講稿的范文，供大家學(xué)習(xí)！

good evening ,ladies and gentlemen:

晚上好，女士們，先生們：

非常感謝你傅聰來選擇在這樣一個寒冷夜晚.今天我的話題是關(guān)于選擇和process.a研究表明，一個人必須作出的選擇73一一天，如此眾多的選擇，有一天，人們?nèi)菀谆煜�，因此害怕作出錯誤的選擇，他們毫不猶豫地并最終錯過了真正的生活的一部分。在我看來，下面的部分是更重要的不是選擇。沒有絕對的對錯選擇，但精彩或乏味的生活，這使得該進(jìn)程的差異。

生活是一盒巧克力，你永遠(yuǎn)不知道下一步你會得到。阿甘正傳作出任何決定，并為自己的成就，但他取得巨大成功與他堅強(qiáng)的意志的進(jìn)程。這個過程是不是道路本身，而是態(tài)度和感情，謹(jǐn)慎，勇氣和毅力，我們作為我們遇到了新的經(jīng)驗和意想不到的障礙。以自己作為一個例子，我改變了我的主要當(dāng)我成為一個研究生。經(jīng)過選擇，天已經(jīng)嚴(yán)厲的me.i無法理解新的經(jīng)驗在所有。因為他們是密切相關(guān)的數(shù)學(xué)，我的教訓(xùn)面前只字不提。然而密集的信念，這是很好的機(jī)會，我的經(jīng)驗新思想和新的挑戰(zhàn)我自己，我依然存在。我要求幫助每一個通道和reorgonized我的生活。漸漸地，我能理解一些地方，甚至發(fā)現(xiàn)數(shù)學(xué)

interesting.moreover ，我學(xué)到采取行動而不是抱怨�；叵肫饋恚�選擇沒有留下任何痕跡在我的腦海，但幸福和痛苦的過去4個月成為一個難忘的經(jīng)驗，我的生活。

無論選擇是，享受這一過程。在這個過程中，您可能會得到啟發(fā)和新發(fā)現(xiàn)，改善和進(jìn)步將來找你。這些都是最美麗的風(fēng)景，只有道路上能看到it.these讓您的生活多姿多彩。 沒有必要，我donnot要判斷是否正確或錯誤，我來這里，但我祝賀我自己，因為我增益和享受這美妙的經(jīng)驗。因此，我親愛的朋友們，永遠(yuǎn)不會擔(dān)心您的選擇和享受的過程。我相信你會得到一些新的和有趣后，今晚你選擇到這里來。謝謝您!

ideal society。

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